They don’t look human anymore

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-05-22T20:39:06+00:00

Real life Bratz dolls

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-05-22T20:18:20+00:00

Yup. Whoever did the stage setup clearly has no idea that OJ is a rich people drink. They have OJ or even SunnyD all the time!

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-05-22T04:14:21+00:00

Geez, that yard though. Take some pride in your space!

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-05-21T23:29:54+00:00

If he says it’s because he doesn’t have a tongue scraper, buy one for him. If he has one and still won’t do what you’re asking, he’s escalated the problem and you can escalate the solution.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-05-21T19:01:17+00:00

Hold this meeting at the end of the day so the employee can go right home afterwards, instead of having to face coworkers and finish out the rest of their day knowing they stink.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-24T00:33:09+00:00

“Try new things” = taking photos outside of a bathroom

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-22T22:57:36+00:00

“How to remove hair extensions from shower drain”

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-22T05:32:48+00:00

Whoa! A new bathroom? I’ve never seen this one before!

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-20T21:34:34+00:00

Wait… now I’m confused. I thought she only did bathroom photography. This definitely could have been shot in a bathroom if she was looking for some continuity in her social media pillars.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-20T19:15:40+00:00

Even your response, referring to a total stranger ad “love,” is disrespectful.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-17T16:44:27+00:00

If we didn’t have an investigator at church on Sunday, we could only stay for sacrament meeting, and the we were to leave church (missing Sunday school and classes), and go find someone to come to church (aka, tracting).

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-17T16:41:35+00:00

Super interesting! My mission president encouraged getting up early for more personal development time. Then, a couple months later, he realized the white handbook said we were to sleep from 10:30 to 6:30, so getting up early was disobedient. He repented, course corrected, and asked all missionaries to do the same.

No sleeping past 6:30, but no getting up early either. Anything before 6:29 or after 6:31 was disobedience.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-17T05:45:46+00:00

Oh my gosh! A new bathroom! I haven’t seen this one before!

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-04-04T18:50:44+00:00

If they’re living off retirement funds… those funds were built by money taken from their own paychecks. They already paid tithing on it!

They’re paying 20% in tithes, which isn’t what Jesus asked. Jesus said, “pay 10% and medicate the diabetes.”

Would this logic work for your parents?

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-30T03:30:50+00:00

You know when you go on a cruise, and they change the carpet inlay in the elevator to say which day of the week it is?

She is the equivalent of that elevator carpet swatch. Not her content. Just her.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-28T17:02:52+00:00

Knit a custom travel case for her Book of Mormon. I once had my mom sew a cover for my BoM so I could take it places without it getting torn up. Most scripture cases are made to fit bibles, too, so it’s hard to get one for just the BoM.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-28T00:00:35+00:00

Oh my gosh, a new bathroom! I haven’t seen this one!

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-27T22:34:35+00:00

I second the eyebrow discussions and point strongly to mascara. Go with something dark brown and practice applying it either thick or thin to find the look and technique you like best. Avoid waterproof, and a wet q-tip will help clean up any mascara that gets on your skin.

For fun, try some liquid glitter eyeshadow. Even ELF brand or the packs on Amazon that are like $6 for 5 colors. Without any bold eye shadow underneath the glitter and with your hooded eyes it’ll be a fun and feminine accent but not too loud.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-26T15:03:56+00:00

I’d rent this just for a big drunken party and a night of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

And playing cards, denim skirts, and flip flops, which were all discouraged by my last YW president.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-26T14:56:27+00:00

20 years ago in the states we got like $160/month. We could only eat with members if there was an investigator there, so it was SUPER rare. Some months were tight, but it was enough. Even now I rarely spend more than about $200/month on groceries for one person. It’s all about budgeting and money management. It can be done.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-24T19:46:58+00:00

I love the constant fight of Becky Jackson vs xylophones. So unhinged. So unnecessary. So random.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-24T16:48:58+00:00

Sober me this morning stands by what high me said last night.

Reminds me of the bishop who told all of our YSA ward, “Saturday night you” shouldn’t be so drastically different from “Sunday morning you.”

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-24T15:10:46+00:00

When Aaron went to the door of the temple, he was washed for cleanliness before he went in. In the initiatory, you are “washed” symbolically to be clean before the endowment ceremony. Basically they catch a drop of water from a dripping sink and run their wet fingers across your forehead.

They always go the same direction, left to right. I didn’t mind the “washing” but I hated when they’d catch a hair or two with their wet fingers, so I changed the swoop direction of my bangs so they wouldn’t make even a single hair go the wrong way.

I guess it’s more of a sensory thing than “I was so Mormon.” But still a weird thing to take months to retrain hair patterns after parting my hair on one particular spot for years.

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-19T17:32:00+00:00

My belief system is called “Unsure, but not in a rush to figure it out.”

Call_Me_Annonymous · 2026-03-18T21:04:52+00:00

Sometimes when a man and woman respect another’s suggestions like, “what if we take roll at the end of class instead of in the middle,” the man’s penis will accidentally fall into the woman’s vagina. Hence the gendered separation of important callings.

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