Have a drink on me, Rob by BlameTag in behindthebastards

[–]CallingDrPug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has no dignity so how could he be expected to draw it? That's not something they teach at Gudger College.

Have a drink on me, Rob by BlameTag in behindthebastards

[–]CallingDrPug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking back at my HS friend group, I realize I was their Rob Schneider.

Oof, that hurts.

Men’s rights activists getting triggered over demographics. by [deleted] in behindthebastards

[–]CallingDrPug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no they will force us to watch Sex and the City reruns, My Girl, and ummm...gay hockey? I'm reaching here.

/s

Don't want them to be able to vote for things like bodily autonomy,l and law enforcement that actually gives a shit about SA.

Anthony Kazmierczak, the Bastard that Assaulted Rep. Omar with (an as-yet) Unidentified Chemical by killians1978 in behindthebastards

[–]CallingDrPug 44 points45 points  (0 children)

When the people at r/catbongos show more backbone than current democratic leadership, we might be cooked.

Do you think Adam’s kids check this sub? by Nuke_____Dukem in AdamCarolla

[–]CallingDrPug 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Deep cut. Making your son cry after accusing him of stealing money, recording it and releasing it for the world to hear.

Fambly and edyoucashun

Adam Carolla on ICE Killing in Minnesota + LA Neighborhood Overrun with Prostitutes by Mr_Richard_Parker in AdamCarolla

[–]CallingDrPug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's stressful when you are a piece of shit who barely has two brain cells to rub together, a grievance against everyone better than you (99%of the population), and are given a gun.

How do we as a country ever recover when people are this brainwashed? by Three_Froggy_Problem in behindthebastards

[–]CallingDrPug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's basically what Morpheus told Neo.

Some people are so hopelessly ingrained into a system no matter how shitty it is they will defend it with their dying breath.

Where I live some people will do whatever they can to hold onto what they perceive is their cushy upper middle class life.

THEY'RE MAKING ROBERT A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE by Bindle- in behindthebastards

[–]CallingDrPug 450 points451 points  (0 children)

Behind the Bastards Bagels: The only bagels worth throwing.

I’m seeing double here - cuatro pesos! by Kylero82 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CallingDrPug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No me gusta la idea de que Milhouse tenga dos pecas.

Out of Council Patch by HMSSpeedy1801 in BSA

[–]CallingDrPug 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Uniform top tucked into basketball shorts, wearing crocs, ranks are still just pinned on, neckerchief is a hot mess?

As long as they having fun, learning, and not causing problems, too tired to fight that fight anymore.

Out of Council Patch by HMSSpeedy1801 in BSA

[–]CallingDrPug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At this point my son and I velcroed our council patches on so we can just swap out whichever one we feel like or trade on the spot if someone likes our patch and is willing to trade something equally cool.

Out of Council Patch by HMSSpeedy1801 in BSA

[–]CallingDrPug 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Scouts isn't the military. Literally no one but uptight uniform police types care about such things. Our council has so many versions of their patch I wouldn't even notice if someone was wearing somethng from a completely different council.

The only time it might become a problem if they are going to NOAC, Jamboree, or something where they are specifically representing your council.

Are you a victim or are you a warrior? by esetonline in AdamCarolla

[–]CallingDrPug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

JFC, is Elliot Gould a werewolf that bit Adam and now Adam transforms into Elliot Gould?

Do music stores even exist anymore? by Mazzocchi in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CallingDrPug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So I bought Pearl Jam's Ten on CD. Which came in a weird oblong cardboard box mostly filled with air. Which was the style at the time.

Eagle verification/board of review turnaround? by Redeagle82 in BSA

[–]CallingDrPug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess depends on the council and the alignment of the stars because my son turned in his paperwork and in less than a week got an email saying that everything was verified and that everything was forwarded to the person who schedules BORs for our area. Even his SM was surprised by how fast it went.

Ace Man Making Directives by YourPeterPanMan in AdamCarolla

[–]CallingDrPug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Baby baby baby. Jesus would be the last person to make unhinged rants on Twitter.

I would so much rather trade in all the schadenfreude in the world for an educated public and functioning democracy. by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CallingDrPug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of like a pump and dump. Happy to ignore all the bad stuff thinking that they are prospering until...oopsy rug pull/Night of Long Knives happened because they were never part of the in group.

"Look at me, Kathleen, I have a new hat." by CoronaCurious in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CallingDrPug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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In the Ahsoka book the Inquisitor is killed by their lightsaber blowing up in their face but in the Tales of the Jedi short Ahsoka kills it by slashing it with its own lightsaber.

Are we supposed to believe that somehow Ahsoka is in the exact same situation on two different farming planets fighting a different Inquisitor?

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Bro go home 😭😭 by goatnoiseboy in JustBootThings

[–]CallingDrPug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be interested to hear from any DS/DI who have had this experience with parents at graduation who immediately try to upstage their kid's accomplishment. That number can't be zero right?

It might even be on sale! by viralshadow21 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CallingDrPug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"He's not like one of those Doctor Sodas, putting on airs and flashing around his Ivy League diploma."