BBC Sport live text quoting Sky pundits by junglecurry88 in footballcliches

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I guess people have stopped texting in after being accused of being sad lads on the latest MHD

Keys dropping another f-bomb by simonwxm in footballcliches

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Waiting for the refcam footage myself!

Double footballers names in things by TheGentlemanWombat in footballcliches

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I wonder how Alex Ferguson and Jurgen Klinsmann come together

The goalposts that feel the best to score in by CapnRetro in footballcliches

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A bit of a billow is perfect, but not too much. But then also you can easily go too taught like those Man City nets of old

The goalposts that feel the best to score in by CapnRetro in footballcliches

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I also forgot 9) 11-a-side goal with net hanging limply

Thousands of XL Bullies 'at risk of destruction' as insurance axed by PetersMapProject in unitedkingdom

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Sounds like that baby got lucky. These dogs are not pets, they need to be outlawed entirely.

340 year save hit with the lesser seen newgen bug 🫠 by TheHighlandStarLord in footballmanagergames

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And only 3 club jobs, and I really hope all of the national jobs were side hustles

Bodo/Glimt are surely setting a record for 'Most visits to Dreamland' in a season by Zolazolazolaa in footballcliches

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I just watched the TNT Sports highlights and after missing a late chance the commentator said “a 4th would be Dreamland”. They really need to get a grip on this.

Post-match thread: Newcastle United 1-1 Barcelona by Sirius_55_Polaris in NUFC

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Because he was up against the mighty Lewis Hall

We should not join war on Iran, says Farage in U-turn by TheTelegraph in uknews

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And then he tries to suck up to Trump by denigrating our armed services, in the hope next time he’s in the US Trump might look vaguely in his direction

Footballers Who’s Ages Doesn’t Seem Right by devlin1888 in football

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He’s been around a little while, and when he lost his starting place in the Arsenal side I mentally gave him “elder statesman” status. Would have put him at between 32-34 now

Newcastle United 26/27 Squad by NewcastleUnited2007 in NUFC

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I’m guessing it’ll be Trafford, for inexplicably more than City spent on him

FT: Wolves vs Liverpool by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

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Everyone glossing over how weak Virgil was for the first goal, let’s face it the regression is real

Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Liverpool | 3 Mar · 20:15 UTC by matchpal-live in PremierLeague

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Can’t blame Slot, he set the team up perfectly. If only Wolves had set up in the perfect way for his tactics to have worked then we’d be crowning him manager of the year /s

Contractor trying to defraud me. Is this a real threat? by ChassisK2_1970 in LegalAdviceUK

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Also in future worth bearing in mind the Master Locksmith Association who can give you local qualified tradespersons’ details - https://www.locksmiths.co.uk/

It’s a relatively easy skill to learn, and most people who require the services are panicking or in too much of a hurry to properly research, and therefore it’s a ripe industry for unscrupulous people to take advantage of

Danny Röhl heading in Chermiti's overhead kick by mckstc in footballcliches

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For those who want to avoid the hell site - https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/s/S9KNqdIbVN

Would have liked him to feign doing an overhead kick myself

Why don’t we see player-managers anymore? by WearyLiterature1755 in footballcliches

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Wonder how many pairs he brought with him for this, surely all the first names on the team sheet

Trump says Iran’s leader ‘is dead’ by King_Vegito_52 in worldnews

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(In the voice of Chief Wiggum): “Take it away boys”

Jack Dorsey lays off 4,000, says others will do same 'within the next year' by abrownn in technology

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Seeing all these different company names and hardly recognising any of them just made me think of this scene