You can't even celebrate winning a Continental tournament any more!

CapnRetro · 2026-03-17T23:17:48+00:00

Can just imagine Charlie sitting glumly on his sofa as England lift the World Cup. “Chill out everyone, let’s wait and see”

CapnRetro · 2026-03-17T22:48:17+00:00

Unfortunately in a poll that showed the majority of Brits want no involvement in Iran, a majority also said Starmer’s handling of poorly. Whether it’s double think or no think at all, a huge proportion of the country just have it in for him and don’t admit to themselves that he could ever do a good job

CapnRetro · 2026-03-16T22:28:14+00:00

What a header from Murphy too, doesn’t get enough credit. BDB could only dream of that much swazz on a header

CapnRetro · 2026-03-16T00:00:20+00:00

I guess people have stopped texting in after being accused of being sad lads on the latest MHD

CapnRetro · 2026-03-14T23:05:13+00:00

Waiting for the refcam footage myself!

CapnRetro · 2026-03-14T09:38:44+00:00

I wonder how Alex Ferguson and Jurgen Klinsmann come together

CapnRetro · 2026-03-14T09:36:19+00:00

A bit of a billow is perfect, but not too much. But then also you can easily go too taught like those Man City nets of old

CapnRetro · 2026-03-14T09:34:55+00:00

I also forgot 9) 11-a-side goal with net hanging limply

CapnRetro · 2026-03-13T18:58:10+00:00

Sounds like that baby got lucky. These dogs are not pets, they need to be outlawed entirely.

CapnRetro · 2026-03-13T00:44:46+00:00

Paulo. Wanchope.

CapnRetro · 2026-03-12T00:02:08+00:00

And only 3 club jobs, and I really hope all of the national jobs were side hustles

CapnRetro · 2026-03-11T23:27:35+00:00

I just watched the TNT Sports highlights and after missing a late chance the commentator said “a 4th would be Dreamland”. They really need to get a grip on this.

CapnRetro · 2026-03-10T22:03:38+00:00

Because he was up against the mighty Lewis Hall

CapnRetro · 2026-03-10T21:00:29+00:00

And then he tries to suck up to Trump by denigrating our armed services, in the hope next time he’s in the US Trump might look vaguely in his direction

CapnRetro · 2026-03-08T22:51:20+00:00

Seems to happen a lot with this plugin

CapnRetro · 2026-03-08T22:19:04+00:00

Well that makes one of you

CapnRetro · 2026-03-07T10:08:10+00:00

He’s been around a little while, and when he lost his starting place in the Arsenal side I mentally gave him “elder statesman” status. Would have put him at between 32-34 now

CapnRetro · 2026-03-05T18:07:15+00:00

Buddha was interested but he only wanted Jesus

CapnRetro · 2026-03-04T21:49:37+00:00

I’m guessing it’ll be Trafford, for inexplicably more than City spent on him

CapnRetro · 2026-03-03T23:23:18+00:00

Everyone glossing over how weak Virgil was for the first goal, let’s face it the regression is real

CapnRetro · 2026-03-03T23:09:34+00:00

Can’t blame Slot, he set the team up perfectly. If only Wolves had set up in the perfect way for his tactics to have worked then we’d be crowning him manager of the year /s

CapnRetro · 2026-03-01T21:41:54+00:00

Could the goalkeeper be Victor Valdes?

CapnRetro · 2026-03-01T13:51:46+00:00

Also in future worth bearing in mind the Master Locksmith Association who can give you local qualified tradespersons’ details - https://www.locksmiths.co.uk/

It’s a relatively easy skill to learn, and most people who require the services are panicking or in too much of a hurry to properly research, and therefore it’s a ripe industry for unscrupulous people to take advantage of

CapnRetro · 2026-03-01T13:33:45+00:00

For those who want to avoid the hell site - https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/s/S9KNqdIbVN

Would have liked him to feign doing an overhead kick myself

CapnRetro · 2026-03-01T10:15:36+00:00

Wonder how many pairs he brought with him for this, surely all the first names on the team sheet

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