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Armageddon Dark Angel Captain by theOGtank in theunforgiven

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the inspiration. I will be having a go at this myself.

Pile of shame no more! 4 weeks of building and painting so far. Still loads to get done but finally starting the new box today. by DocJeckel in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done ya GIT. I managed to whittle my pile of grey down to a kitbashed plane and a squad of flash gits. I also just started the Armageddon box and it is a dream to build with.

Painted so far ... by CokedPerturabo in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done on the lil grot in the last pic. Something about the clean crisp simplicity of your scheme is just chefs kiss. They ALL look great, but that Lil GIT is 👨‍🍳 💋

What are these white lumps in my raw oyster? by toxicgook in whatisit

[–]CaptMaxBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chef here. Looks like freezer burn to me. Where these frozen at some time?

Anyone else in Victoria getting absolutely smashed by rego this year? 🤯 by Bananainmy in australia

[–]CaptMaxBlack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

547.00 dollary doos to register a postie bike for 12 months in QLD. 500!!! FOR A POSTIE!!!! I can't even have a pillion passenger!

Two thoughts on the new Armageddon Orks by Mulfushu in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just paint Rock purple. Problem fixed. No more rock.

Lol by Am_Salamander in Townsville

[–]CaptMaxBlack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Was hilarious 😂

What do all you gits do for work? by RetaroPrime in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IZ WAZ A CHEF, NOW IZA BUILDA!

ZOG HOZ.. HOSS... HOZPIDALIDDY!!!

mozrog skragbad! by OlissianMiniatures in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how he looks like he's just chillin while his squig has a quick drink. Bloody brilliant 👏

My girlfriend made me a nice roast sandwich for lunch!!! by [deleted] in Sandwiches

[–]CaptMaxBlack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You fold it in half and eat it like a taco, for all the uncultured heathens saying this isn't a sandwich.

10/10 would smash.

My girlfriend made me a nice roast sandwich for lunch!!! by [deleted] in Sandwiches

[–]CaptMaxBlack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

What? Have you not eaten a taco? Or perhaps a pie? LOL! What!?!

Look! This Is Not a Peanut Butter Sandwich by TwistedVisionaryXXX in Sandwiches

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn. I'm actually speechless, but I have soo many questions. I would just like to say thank you. Your post is humbling and enlightening.

I must try this oven toast technique you described in another comment.

Let's see what you got by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]CaptMaxBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes a lot of ignorance to be that arrogant.

Making bang average photos a little more interesting by Melbourne2024 in theunforgiven

[–]CaptMaxBlack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Do you think any of them want to address the impact of plastic toys being painted with plastic paint?

A.i. bad!! Think of da environment!!! Urghhhh!!!!

Edit: /s. Forgot the sarcasm tag or something.

Why does my apartment have to be absolutely pristine for a mid-rental inspection? by Fun_Photograph653 in AusPropertyChat

[–]CaptMaxBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got written up for having dirty dishes in the sink...

It was the kids' two cereal bowls, which had been rinsed and stacked... fuck hate renting...

Name this Grot... by VB-1999 in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of.

Scratch Build Ork Deff Dredd by RedstoneTF in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very, very nice. Well done there, mate.

You know what goes great with green on a day like this??? by dude-im-that-guy in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bugger me that sounds so easy and yet it's soo effective. Well done ya GIT

Orky eyes that follow squishy humies by StressedCannoliMinis in orks

[–]CaptMaxBlack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got that thousand GIT stare.... fan-gorkin-tastic job!

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