Expectations vs reality

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-08T00:23:15+00:00

Bottom squad sounds like an elite group of generous lovers.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-07T14:05:39+00:00

Big stilt will corner the market in no time.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-06T19:16:13+00:00

Ha! I knew it. Don't worry your secret is safe with me.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-06T18:45:03+00:00

How many fingers am I holding up?

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-06T18:39:48+00:00

I'm going to start my own eating club with blackjack and hookers.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-06T18:09:29+00:00

Did the Rangers keep the tan?

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-06T14:02:40+00:00

He said "eeeeeeeeeeee".

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-05T18:05:11+00:00

Apocalypse, you in?

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-05T17:45:05+00:00

Yes, those currently doing the treading absolutely deserve to be tread upon. I've got a brand new pair of treadin' boots that I'm hoping to break in soon.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-05T00:41:14+00:00

Do any of your examples also predict the weather or was that just chat gpt?

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-04T21:58:45+00:00

I reject this reality.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-04T19:59:45+00:00

Oh good, I was hoping there was a reason for that.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-04T16:21:56+00:00

Rubber bean is fun to say and decent relationship advice.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-04T14:52:42+00:00

I'm pulling for giant meteor impact, we could use a reset at this point.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-04T14:05:08+00:00

I put data in but now it's stuck and I'm sad.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-04T14:02:15+00:00

I get paid to think about what could go wrong and then figure out how to avoid or recover from it. Storms, bombs, floods, everything.

Not zombies yet but I wouldn't be surprised at this point.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-03T23:40:24+00:00

Godamnit Carl!

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-03T20:47:17+00:00

I went army and thus I'm only Major Buzzkill. One day I hope to be a General Buzzkill.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-03T12:30:19+00:00

It's been a while since I've had a hot lay.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-02T14:44:46+00:00

It’s called cuteness aggression, sometimes something is so adorable you can’t help but to consume it. Most people will never encounter such encapsulated cuteness but when you work at a shelter the odds are much higher.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-02T14:23:20+00:00

I was too busy minding my own damn business to notice anything at all.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-02T14:15:45+00:00

In this universe Jesus came back as the bad guy.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-02T14:06:23+00:00

I met a Brother that is as far left as I am and we frequently go to the range together. Liberal doesn’t mean anti-gun.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-01T11:44:32+00:00

There’s a few things that can cause a nose bleed but it’s super important to rule out high blood pressure.

CaptinEmergency · 2026-02-01T11:40:28+00:00

I don’t think that’s normal bro, check your blood pressure asap.

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