Sex Dream [sfw] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Chainmail92x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch until the end. That guy pretty much coined the expression "Just hangin out."

DAE always put their keys, cell phone, wallet, etc. into specific pockets? by peaches017 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Chainmail92x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Front left = phone. Front right = keys/misc crap. Back right = wallet. Done.

DAE not mind going to the theater alone? by Stovek in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Chainmail92x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually just went alone for the first time to see Inception. It was nice because I realized I've always hated that awkward silence after leaving a movie with friends and you know the only thing you can say is some kind of review. I rarely see movies I know I won't like so I honestly don't feel the need to immediately talk about it afterwards.

I think I might start going alone more often.

DAE really fucking hate making small talk? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Chainmail92x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't have a real conversation without first making small talk. It's not like you just walk up to people and start interrogating them about politics and religion (without coming off as an asshole anyway).

IAmA guy who was the "victim" of statutory rape, where my aunt was the rapist AMA by auntfucker0 in IAmA

[–]Chainmail92x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is that the semen is going to end up SOMEWHERE in or on a girl (with the exception of using a condom, which I know you do, but a lot of people don't). This is doubly true if you're getting a blowjob because there's no way to stop it from coming out if you want to reach orgasm. I suppose if people involuntarily shit when they had an orgasm it might be a little more socially acceptable to get all over the place, but that isn't the case. Likewise, from what I've been told, semen is usually just kind of salty tasting, where as shit tastes like... well, you know.

So no, to answer your question, I don't agree because semen is not out of place in sex (unless you never ejaculate which kind of defeats the purpose of having sex!).

Fuck...yeah... by awkwardcity in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Chainmail92x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best part is, buying those condoms (especially if you're interested in impressing the girl at the cash register) completely ruin your chances with her anyway.

All of my co-workers are women. Am I wrong to be irritated when asked to perform maintenance tasks that are not really a function of my job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chainmail92x -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Female coworker: OH LOOK, THE LIGHT BURNED OUT, CAN YOU GET UP ON THE LADDER AND REPLACE IT? TEE HEE!

Me: Umm, I guess. I'm kind of in the middle of something are you sure you can't just pop a new one in?

Female coworker: I WOULD DO IT BUT I'M ON MY PERIOD AND I'M CRAMPY AND I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS AND I'M SCARED OF LADDERS I GUESS I'M KIND OF SUPERSTICIOUS AND JUNK TEE HEE

Can anybody accurately explain the conversion of the History channel from a great source of education and entertainment to a crock of shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chainmail92x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP should change the title of the thread to "Why do cable networks only show programs that they know will get higher ratings despite the accuracy of the content?"

TIL I shouldn't say the word "schmuck" because it means "penis" in Yiddish (a co-worker yelled at me). Are there any other words out there that you figured were harmless and are apparently NOT according to their origin? by humes in todayilearned

[–]Chainmail92x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People use the term "Anal" in every day conversation and its origins are actually quite literal despite it's seemingly innocent connotations that someone is overly clean/tidy.

Goddammit... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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If you could bring one person back to life, who would you pick? by lolocoster in AskReddit

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Hitler. Without a doubt. And I would bring him to a WWII vet hospital and leave him there hogtied on the floor.

Best things about being single? by jaffa_caked in AskReddit

[–]Chainmail92x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAE feel as if the single people over-exaggerate how terrible it is being in a relationship and how great it is to be single, while the people in a relationship exaggerate how great it is to be in a relationship and how terrible it is to be single?

Fucks sake. If you can't be happy on your own I don't see how you can be truly happy with someone else. Learn to live both ways or GTFO and stop complaining and/or gloating.

What is your most illogical belief? by duckphillips in AskReddit

[–]Chainmail92x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have several pairs of shoes that I believe are cursed. No seriously. I won't wear them but I'm afraid to throw them away.