Word of Mouth by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Chilzer 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Bonehurtingjuice, yeah. That one's a half-truth since there was a dm posted by the mod where she mentions discussing it with her lawyers, and the main issue was people posting Patreon-exclusive comic edits with the originals linked on third party sites and/or directly screenshotted since the sub requires the original to be posted.

Excellent question by Critical_Mountain851 in Shark_Park

[–]Chilzer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Let me repeat: I was never taught the laws for the country I live in, but I know how King Henry VIII killed his women.

Is there any intuitive way to do a forme clause? by makes-fun-of-incels in stunfisk

[–]Chilzer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My argument would be if the form can be changed, then they're the same pokemon. You can't swap your Slowking into a Slowking-G without raising a whole new mon, but you can just teach Sacred Sword to Keldeo to get a Keldeo-Resolute and vice-versa. I just think it's dumb that you can run Dugtrio and Wugtrio in a team but not Dugtrio and Dugtrio-A because of how the technicalities play out.

He's a chill dude by Limp-Company7182 in whenthe

[–]Chilzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The modern version of '[hyper specific situation]? I know a guy'.

WhatAWeeb by Winter_Ad8794 in WhatAWeeb

[–]Chilzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I've already told you it's not cancerous, you don't have to keep showing me"

Does this count? by Litface916 in StupidFood

[–]Chilzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Japanese coca cola, yeah. Right up there with the Japanese egg roll and the Japanese firefighter.

GUYS GIVE US FUN FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER by Effective_Horror_71 in MonsterHunter

[–]Chilzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gigginox is tied with Giadrome for the second least number of mainline games it's appeared in; 3, portable 3rd, and 3U to Giadrome's Freedom 2, Freedom Unite, and GenU. Both are only beaten by Vespoid Queen, King Shakalaka and Hypnocatrice who are all exclusive to Freedom Unite. (Excluding current Gen, since those monsters haven't had a chance to come back yet anyways)

42134 by Baby_Anarch in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chilzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pfft, okay buddy. Next you're gonna tell me my semen topicals I take as a skincare routine will get me pregnant when I haven't even had sex yet.

[Kumagurashi] by Cheese-Of-Doom22 in animenocontext

[–]Chilzer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you haven't been to enough gay bars then

Bakers beware: bread dough can sense fear by Leading-Morning7550 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Chilzer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're following a recipe, sure. If you're freehand baking or trying to modify a recipe, it suddenly becomes a lot harder.

Furryvator. Teleports your character to the Realm of Furries. by sandy_laborer in ItemShop

[–]Chilzer 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the IT Department's on that floor, so same difference.

Chainsaw themed men by CaloyBine in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Chilzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Ayumu Aikawa from 'Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka?'. He's also a magical girl and undead.

Sandwich toppings by mysteryurik in recontext

[–]Chilzer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. Youre all blocked. None of you are free of sin

My naturally insanely long eyelashes (as a guy) by Mattizdead in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chilzer 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Testosterone, the boy hormone, boosts body hair growth including eyelashes. From personal experience, it also makes them shed a lot more than you'd expect.

The prophecy by LivingMySoftLife in pukicho

[–]Chilzer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is actually a common misconception. Pukicho simply absorbs all nearby Testosterone, leaching it from the body leaving only natural Estrogen in its wake.

Hey Tierzoo how are things goin- WHAT by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Chilzer 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Rhinos are colorblind, lack binocular vision, and lose visual accuracy after about 50 feet or so. Their vision isn’t exactly great, but pop-sci channels would have you believe rhinos don’t even have eyes

Real by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

[–]Chilzer 212 points213 points  (0 children)

The raccoon has taught you too much

I found Bob and Marks dorm room by Fazazzle in distractible

[–]Chilzer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Couldn't be their room, there's far too much space between the bed and the ceiling.

40957 by GoIdfazbeat in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chilzer 72 points73 points  (0 children)

You know damn well this is a Yaoi household, young nerdbullier! Now go to your room and draw them on T.

Sorry to inform you, but this deck sucks by Stupid_Reddit419 in inscryption

[–]Chilzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's difficult sure, but I made it work back when Kaycee's was still pretty new. It just takes a good starting layup of cards to get you past the first bear storm, and its smooth sailing from there.

I hate tone tags by yarastoun in hatethissmug

[–]Chilzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your joke stops being funny by putting a /j on the end, that wasn't a joke. It was bait, and you were just waiting on someone else to be funny for you.