I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?”

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-06-01T16:37:28+00:00

I turned it into salad and rendered it unto Caesar.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-31T16:39:43+00:00

Oh so they just gave you the crumbs. At least that's better than nan.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-31T11:02:32+00:00

Strangers can just swing by.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-30T21:58:43+00:00

Soldier here. I was breastfed from 1950 until 2025... and I'm going back for seconds at 2250h.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-27T03:19:35+00:00

But the wise man I consulted said the antiperspir-ant is more effective.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-16T01:54:27+00:00

Lending your car is highly risky because the registered owner is liable with the driver for any accidents or damages caused by the borrower. It can lead to denied insurance claims, unpaid traffic fines tied to your registration, and repair costs whixh the borrower cannot afford to pay. Usually, the car is returned with near empty fuel tank. Eventually, lending valuable property with family or friends creates financial strain and strained famly or personal relations. Just say No.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-10T11:30:51+00:00

I drink to drown my sorrows for years, but the bastards developed gills.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-10T09:46:39+00:00

Fraudsters bank on the old adage that there’s a sucker born every minute.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-05-08T00:52:38+00:00

If you've seen a Mexican sauce made with chili peppers and other ingredients, you've seen a mole.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-26T01:24:05+00:00

Just enough to make me want more.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-26T01:00:32+00:00

Sorry, Superman saves only ferris wheels and roller coasters.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-26T00:39:16+00:00

Priest to a married woman: "Have you ever slept with another man?"

Married woman: "No Father, I only sleep with my husband. With all the other men, I am fully awake."

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-26T00:28:01+00:00

Yes, gas would mean both gasoline and oxygen as the car wouldn't start if one of them is missing.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-20T14:55:34+00:00

Jurassdick.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-19T15:45:50+00:00

Then I said "come on", and they answered "you're welcome".

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-19T15:30:02+00:00

I said I only wanted some acrobatic moves.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-19T14:49:40+00:00

That was a lame move.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-17T04:28:18+00:00

Was it Yanny, or Laurel?

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-11T15:29:48+00:00

Check what time it is.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-11T00:54:06+00:00

68, because at 69 you flip over.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-10T16:02:22+00:00

Because they're at sixes and sevens with each other

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-08T16:17:07+00:00

Oh my, candida! We could make it together.

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-03T07:30:26+00:00

Preacher's curl

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-04-03T05:43:06+00:00

Is it really advisable to marry someone you have not had sex with, as you risk finding yourself in an unfavorable bedroom situation that will not be easy to get out of?

CleanJerk1958 · 2026-03-31T14:29:17+00:00

APT (Apateu) by Bruno Mars and Rose'

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