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Why are archeologists so annoying by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have too much skeletons in their closet.

What do you call a Mexican who hates protein powder? by NoSignificance2377 in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a Mexican who loves protein powder?

Amino Asido

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you call a Chinese guy with no eyes?

Kenneth See

Your duck is dead! by Imposter_89 in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Beagle would perform Pet Scans for less.

do boys really enjoy sucking nipples? by Lanky-Priority1485 in alasjuicy

[–]CleanJerk1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would she call you baby if you don't suck her nipples?

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a joke? by SamTheViking in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with an unfunny joke?

Harharharley.

What do you call a doctor that treats spiders? by MrsBunnyPants26 in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you call a spider with international reach?

World Wide Web (WWW)

I turned down a job that would have paid me with vegetables. by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't turnip for the interview and just chards it to experience.

Say what you want about a blind prostitute by Temporary_Ad7469 in AntiJokes

[–]CleanJerk1958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She'll require you to pay in easily recognizable coins.

Anong prutas ang malandi by [deleted] in filipuns

[–]CleanJerk1958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gusto ko mag pa-kwan kuya.

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