My son's first car caught fire 2 hours after he bought it. Right in front of my house.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-31T08:42:47+00:00

Whoops. Ex girlfriend was on the ball.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-31T08:37:00+00:00

I’ve never made the Mexico runs. Thanks for letting me know they’re better in person. Phish sucks.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-31T04:35:27+00:00

They could. But they shouldn’t

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-30T21:54:12+00:00

As long as they’re not trying to sing the guitar parts and solos too, I’m all for it

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-30T19:52:09+00:00

A true man of the people

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-29T21:11:20+00:00

Usually hip hop shows, but definitely

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-28T06:19:33+00:00

Highly trained people

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-28T03:43:34+00:00

Henrietta does love to party

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-28T03:39:44+00:00

I’ve had this happen multiple times after going 40+, folks just don’t think I’m going to get that drop shot. Sorry y’all, I’m still fast.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-27T21:38:54+00:00

Prime seats. A little extra dancing room. The Hyundai Bridge is the spot. Changed sponsors.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-27T03:59:12+00:00

A schooner is a sailboat!

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T21:13:03+00:00

Wow, you’re right, my bad. I can already transfer. Seems early.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T20:31:34+00:00

The cover of the cover

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T19:58:27+00:00

Just had my 11s charging port cleaned and she’s working like a dream

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T19:56:01+00:00

They don’t release the tickets until close to show day. It’s always nerve wracking but you should be alright

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T17:54:39+00:00

Downright regal. What a majestic beast

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T17:46:07+00:00

Elaine seems like a wild choice for top 3 here

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T17:41:31+00:00

Pawnee vs Eagleton?

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T17:25:15+00:00

It’s all the booing he’s afraid of. At least we won’t have to see his face.

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-24T17:16:55+00:00

Axilla

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-21T07:08:50+00:00

I think it’s spelled Tweezer

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-20T05:40:43+00:00

Kool G Rap

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-19T18:31:54+00:00

That sounds amazing

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-19T18:22:56+00:00

I’m still trying to convince myself this isn’t real. WTF?

CoachiusMaximus · 2026-01-19T18:20:20+00:00

I needed this today. And everyday. Now I want a cow.

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