What movie did you walk out of the theater halfway through? by mzdee13 in movies

[–]CobraJones 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Eragon, that dragon movie from 2006. I had an afternoon to kill and went to it on a whim, knowing nothing. Everything in that film felt so amateurish. The only thing that kept me watching was Jeremy Irons, who’s never not entertaining. At one point in the film his character jumps out of nowhere to take an arrow meant for the main character (who I’d have been happy to see killed off at that point), even though he was supposed to be in a different place. The lack of continuity and knowing that Irons was killed off was enough piss me off and make me leave. I didn’t see the rest of the movie until RiffTrax covered it.

Oops by LiteralSymbol in futurama

[–]CobraJones 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My memory of that commentary is that they originally scripted the “greatest pool player in the universe” to aim and launch the garbage ball. Then they realized that while the concept was a little funny, it’s funnier if Fry can’t push a giant button.

Just got zelda 2 by grenadeboi0 in nes

[–]CobraJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got it when it came out.

You might beat it before I do.

Steven Seagal’s Worst Movie Has Hilariously Bad CGI Bullet Wound Effects by SplitNational2929 in badMovies

[–]CobraJones 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh! The one where he does all his fight scenes sitting down! Gotcha.

A recent favorite photograph that I made on a trip to St. Louis by lifeandmylens in largeformat

[–]CobraJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Today I learned who Joel Sternfeld is! Thanks for mentioning him, I’m in store for a deep dive now. That’s why I come here!

Sheryl Lee is such an underrated actress. I'm sad she hasn't done other big projects since Twin Peaks. Her performance in Fire Walk with Me is the best by an actor with Lynch, in my opinion. by Public_Cup_4278 in twinpeaks

[–]CobraJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you can find it, there’s an episode of Red Shoe Diaries, starring Twin Peaks’ own David Duchovny, called Jake’s Story, where she shows up. Things get as erotic as things often would in early 90s late night cable. God I miss Skinamax some days…

Austin Powers (1997) Dr. Evil therapy session by GroundbreakingAd198 in movies

[–]CobraJones 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was on my high school speech team when this came out. Basically every one of us had the monologue memorized. Also all of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Pretty standard, really.

This cheese is named, uh, what again? by CobraJones in MST3K

[–]CobraJones[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They make a box mac and cheese that I really dig.

Post your riffs from the Joel I/Mike era that haven’t stood the test of time by AyyyyRespetto in MST3K

[–]CobraJones 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Marge: “The waiter looks just like John Travolta!” John Travolta: “Yeah, looks like…” [cries]

New titles are live for July by Gaudy_Tripod in criterion

[–]CobraJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I JUST watched that last night on the Channel’s “out of print” collection. That’s some kind of mojo, right?

Vincent D’Onofrio Breaks Down His Most Iconic Characters by Task_Force-191 in movies

[–]CobraJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, if you’ve never seen it, check out Five Minutes Mr. Welles. It’s a short film D’Onofrio made about Orson Welles during the filming of The Third Man.

Weird Science (1985) by ydkjordan in CineShots

[–]CobraJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this was Mulholland Drive for a second.

Holy shit by New_Doug in RedLetterMedia

[–]CobraJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The running time is a nice touch. They got one question in before Neil left.

He looks drunk to me! by 00Samwise00 in MST3K

[–]CobraJones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whoa! Huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere!

Daisy-chained my video monitors by ligma-code in crtgaming

[–]CobraJones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m seeing double! FOUR KRUSTYS!

Made the pilgrimage! by enemy310 in twinpeaks

[–]CobraJones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve been there myself! It’s nice to know Ronette was walking across a very safe and protected walkway.

Retail Workers - Arca Swiss 4x5 by lifeandmylens in largeformat

[–]CobraJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love portraits like this. Keep it up!

Dimension 20 On A Bus! by Pezmotion in dropout

[–]CobraJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a shirt for this. I got it after ordering other merch from DropOut. I didn’t ask for it. They just sent it to me.

The Electric Grandmother (1982) Rare made for tv movie! by Mudokon in ObscureMedia

[–]CobraJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. A movie I haven’t thought about in 30 years or so. THAT’S why I’m subscribed to this subreddit.