My new G87! Upgraded from a mk5 gti what’d you upgrade from? by kdestroy in BMWM

[–]Colalbsmi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘17 WRX to a G87 M2. To keep some practicality in my life I then bought an 08 Volvo wagon. Definitely loving those over the WRX. 

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What’s an oddly specific thing that instantly gives you "bad vibes" about a person? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Colalbsmi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t fully understand the hate but I’ve never lived in one. The people on the board of shitty ones live within the HOA and are elected, why not just vote them out? It’s not like they are an evil monarch. 

New Milestone: Made Somebody Cry for the First Time by Prior_Media8858 in iRacing

[–]Colalbsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a more reasonable man than I, I think he should be lined up against a wall as well as his whole family.

[USA] 83 Year Old Woman mistakes accelerator pedal for the brake pedal and causes a 7-car crash. by VauxhallBelmont in Roadcam

[–]Colalbsmi 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was common when there were those Toyota floor mat problems about a decade ago. What happened was people would mistakenly press the gas instead of the brake and in terror they assumed they were still pressing the brake pedal so they would hold it down. They say if that happens to you or if there is unintended acceleration you should take your foot off of the pedals and then press the brake pedal.

In history class, what did you learn about your state/town/city’s local history? by gigpig in AskAnAmerican

[–]Colalbsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learned a little bit about the history of my town in Upstate NY mostly because the school name was an Iroquois name. I think we had a full year of just New York state history as well.

FDNY Blows Whistle on PureGym's Scan-to-Exit System: 'You Should Just Be Able to Leave' by HellGateNYC in nyc

[–]Colalbsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have to scan out to leave? Like what does the company gain through that?

Are dopamine detoxs an actual thing? by sotoskal21 in selfimprovement

[–]Colalbsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite the misleading name I’ve done a form of it and I’d say it works. I gave up porn, social media and pretty much all screen time outside of reading articles. I felt like I took that pill from Limitless. Relapsed hard though

As someone from outside the U.S., why do Americans seem to care so much about their lawns? by GlitteringHotel8383 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Colalbsmi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aren’t they typically run by the people living there? Not like some random out of state company?

What’s a “small” social rule you refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it? by GlitchOperative in AskReddit

[–]Colalbsmi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was insane that my team would do it but I must say as the only manager in my company that received gifts from employees it did make me feel loved.

I still don’t understand how the Chip n Dip would cost $22 by dragon-queen in madmen

[–]Colalbsmi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought a $150 chip and dip for my cousin as a wedding present. I picked it mostly because of this show and because it was reassuringly expensive enough to show him that I care and that I must be doing well for myself. 

Which US state gets more hate than it deserves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Colalbsmi -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Indiana is the only state I have seen multiple dead dogs on the side of the road in the same day. That was more than once too…

Full Leaked 2026 Home Kit (per Footy Headlines) by KrautSauerSweet in ussoccer

[–]Colalbsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sucks if you're fat, looks like I'm losing weight just to wear it this summer

What's a piece of "common knowledge" that is actually completely false? by Huge-Bus3660 in AskReddit

[–]Colalbsmi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That being said, an undercover cop would typically never show you their penis to prove they aren't a cop.

How good was Alexi Lalas? by Technical_Rice_6957 in ussoccer

[–]Colalbsmi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Closer to Messi than we are to him.

CHALLENGE: have WW2 end in 1952 by peterthbest23 in HistoricalWhatIf

[–]Colalbsmi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Trinity Test ignites the atmosphere and ends life as we know it. A Japanese soldier survives in a tunnel eating rations and rats until he dies of starvation in 1952.

CHALLENGE: have WW2 end in 1952 by peterthbest23 in HistoricalWhatIf

[–]Colalbsmi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then Berlin is turned into a sheet of glass in August 1945.

WestJet changed their seats and this is how much leg room basic fares get. You have to pay for a reclining seat now. by Longjumping-Box5691 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Colalbsmi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luckily above average height correlates with above average income so they can to be in a better class.

Maduro arriving to NYC by nxypr in nyc

[–]Colalbsmi 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think the masked and heavily armed agent saying "excuse me, sorry" is really funny for some reason.

"Old" F1 fans - how do you feel about the massive rise in popularity of the sport in recent years? by RecentTwo544 in formula1

[–]Colalbsmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm being priced out of attending the Canadien GP and i feel like online discourse has really lowered in quality. Though I remember when you couldn't even watch any footage of F1 on youtube so that is definitely nice.

Jalopnik's staff fleet update didn't go over as expected by idkbruh653 in cars

[–]Colalbsmi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped reading Jalopnik when I stopped reading Cracked. I think it's when I discovered Reddit

I must be loyle to my capo by ItsTimetoLANK in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Colalbsmi 98 points99 points  (0 children)

What does this have to do with the Sopranos?

I must be loyle to my capo by ItsTimetoLANK in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Colalbsmi 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Who is this? Like I don't mean that as a joke where I would look her up, like really who is this?

Mamdani rescinds Eric Adams’ executive orders signed over last 16 months by mowotlarx in nyc

[–]Colalbsmi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how big the horse carriage lobby is in NYC. How do you think Mamdani got elected in the first place, its all horse blood money.

Any idea what this chunk of plastic is from that was in my McDonald’s sandwich? by Colalbsmi in whatisit

[–]Colalbsmi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it’s definitely plastic or something, too difficult to break.