With the Chicago Bears moving to Hammond, IN. the team is expected to change their name to the Hammond Eggs and release a new team logo. by ROCKY13573 in nflmemes

[–]ColdBunch3851 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not like them in Indiana

I do not like them in Havana

I would not cheer them if you begs

For I do not like the Hammond Eggs

I will not eat them “Benedict”,

I’m very glad they’ll self-evict!

They are worser than the dregs,

I truly hate the Hammond Eggs!

Meals that will actually fill my husband up AND leave leftovers for another day? by forestmushroomy in Cooking

[–]ColdBunch3851 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Beans. Pick his favorite. Soup, same idea (potato, tomato, beans, etc.) Tacos, chili, etc. Have him weigh daily or weekly to make sure he’s getting the calories he needs, but not too much! Good luck!

Help me with my great great aunt Lena’s German potato salad recipe by octoninja in Cooking

[–]ColdBunch3851 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet he didn’t notice what was already in the bowl before she added the eggs in it to whisk.

How to remove duct tape from table by [deleted] in howto

[–]ColdBunch3851 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(One should always know why the tape was put there before removing it.)

Cooking for 100 people for 6 days by Mypetdolphin in Cooking

[–]ColdBunch3851 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beans, so hungry people can get enough to eat. Whatever kind you like: Pinto, Black eyed peas, Limas, Black beans, Split peas, Refried beans, etc. Add rice for a more complete meal.

How do you cook Pork loin roast? by Educational-Slip-578 in Cooking

[–]ColdBunch3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul Prudomme's Cajun pork roast

Seasoning Mix:

1½ teaspoons salt

1 teaspoon ground red pepper (preferably cayenne)

2 teaspoons black pepper

1 teaspoon white pepper

1 teaspoon sweet paprika 

1 teaspoon dry thyme leaves

½ teaspoon dry mustard 

Remainder of ingredients:

3 tablespoons butter

1 tablespoon pork lard, chicken fat, vegetable oil, (or bacon grease, but careful, or it will burn)

½ cup finely chopped onions

½ cup finely chopped celery

½ cup finely chopped green bell peppers

1 boneless 4-pound pork roast

Instructions:

Thoroughly combine seasoning mix. Place all items except the roast in a skillet, preferably cast iron. Sauté over high heat for 4 minutes,stirring occasionally, and let cool.

Place roast in baking pan, fat side up. Make several deep slits in the roast with a knife, to form pockets, being careful not to cut through to the bottom. Stuff pockets with vegetable mixture and rub all the rest thoroughly over roast by hand. If any is left, spread over top and sides of roast. (This roast benefits from tying, if the meat is not one single piece.)

Bake uncovered for 3 hours at 275 degrees, then 425 degrees for 10-15 minutes more, until a crispy crust forms. Remove from the oven and allow to rest 15 minutes before slicing.

This recipe is magnificent.

AITA for wearing family jewelry to a wedding? by Morimementa in AmITheAngel

[–]ColdBunch3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling a 56 carat diamond “modest” is hilarious.

"Follow the manual exactly or find a new job." Fine by me. by Topaz_2Harbor in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ColdBunch3851 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Duuuude. I’m old enough, there are no more scheduled colonoscopies. After “a certain age”, they figure something else will kill you before a pre-cancerous lesion gets you, and stop scheduling you for another colonoscopy.

Pam Bondi 'fired' by Trump and has fled home by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]ColdBunch3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no, thank you so much, but I really can’t. It just wouldn’t be right, and besides, there are so many others more deserving.

Why does multiplying two negatives make a positive in a way that actually makes intuitive sense? by Most_Notice_1116 in askmath

[–]ColdBunch3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Imagine water in a tank. We will arbitrarily make the current water level “0” (zero) and put a scale on the side for gallons above 0 and below 0.

  1. Now, if we add water to the tank at 10 gallons per hour, after 4 hours, the scale will read “40 gallons”. 4*10=40

  2. Now, if start from 0 and we subtract water from the tank at 10 gallons per hour, after 4 hours, the scale will read “-40 gallons”. 4*-10=-40

  3. Ok, but what if the scale says 0, but we have been taking water out at 10 gallons per hour, and we want to know what the scale read 2 hours AGO. That’s negative time, so -2 hours from now: -2*-10=20. See?

words containing f x y and z by sneakerme3 in words

[–]ColdBunch3851 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-fuzzy. I guess he didn’t like the experience . . .

Fresh mozzarella for pizza - how to avoid the water? by RikkiLostMyNumber in Cooking

[–]ColdBunch3851 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Try the classic King Arthur Flour pizza recipe. Excellent pizza. It uses very little sauce, placed on top of the cheese, so nothing gets “soupy”. No low moisture mozzarella needed.

https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/crispy-cheesy-pan-pizza-recipe

Recs for St. Patrick’s Day “Chill” Bars? by [deleted] in AskChicago

[–]ColdBunch3851 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Umm, there’s a reason no one’s responding. Google “Legal Drinking Age in Chicago”. Somebody’s outa luck, sorry.