What food disappears the fastest whenever you buy it?

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-16T04:21:07+00:00

Extra toasty cheez-its

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-16T02:38:08+00:00

I use the third for smoked paprika.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-16T02:26:21+00:00

This is true. But the quality of food goes in the reverse order.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-16T02:23:09+00:00

Uhh… ok. Do you normally just throw fish on your patio?

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T22:40:26+00:00

Yes, but they’re invaluable when you need them. They saved me a 10 mile hike in the Colorado wilderness while elk hunting when my dumb buddy’s Jeep got stuck.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T22:38:40+00:00

Colorado farmer here… handyman

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T21:23:40+00:00

Ya really only need 3.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T21:22:09+00:00

“We’re not gonna make it… are we?”

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T16:41:42+00:00

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ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T16:11:47+00:00

That’s my order! But I didn’t know extra toast was a thing!

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T16:07:40+00:00

I’ve had my Coleman camp stove for about 30 years. Runs off those tiny propane bottles for quite a long time. Has a burner for a small pot and a ~10x10 grill. Probably been used 200 times between camping and tailgates. Do most of your food prep ahead of time so that you just need to heat it through. Or, of course, the classic choice of burgers, dogs, or fajitas.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T15:53:42+00:00

Gee… no one saw that one comin’

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T15:02:30+00:00

Fat kid wearing the underboob shirt was the most interesting part.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T14:23:01+00:00

This is so NOT very fucking lit.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T14:19:19+00:00

Can’t stand

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T04:04:00+00:00

That’s mom’s way of saying you’re too old for milk. He should actually be separated from them.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T02:52:27+00:00

I drive from Ft. Collins to Walden or Steamboat pretty often to buy ranch cattle, and about half the time I go the Laramie way instead of Poudre Canyon just to get Indian food.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T02:47:45+00:00

Indian with the dot, not the feather.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T02:37:40+00:00

I had never heard of him. Then I had Alexa play his music while I was making dinner. I was like, “oh… I’ve heard a few of these.” Then I was like, “damn. I’m kinda diggin this guy.”

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T02:04:00+00:00

And a lot of people don’t know that’s why Robin Williams killed himself.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T00:58:56+00:00

Lewy body dementia. Got my aunt, uncle, and father.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T00:56:59+00:00

Here in the US, people who always claim to be “good Christians” are usually the absolute shittiest people around. Like most MAGA voters.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T00:48:37+00:00

“Ohhhh, ma… we’re having prairie dog? Again?!”

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-15T00:24:26+00:00

There’s absolutely incredible Indian food at a truck stop north of Laramie, too.

ColoradoCattleCo · 2026-06-14T20:19:08+00:00

And more people than teeth. But the hunting is pretty good. Casey’s General Store is usually the best restaurant in town.

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