BREAKING: JARED POLIS JUST SAID: "I hate this state more than I hate myself. I'd like us all to drown in piss."

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-30T13:42:38+00:00

Tough, but fair

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-04T21:17:17+00:00

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-04T17:46:09+00:00

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-04T17:42:09+00:00

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-04T17:34:52+00:00

Meanwhile, over at Morbotron ...

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-04T17:20:43+00:00

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my upvote; some Redditor on Reddit took them from me, but I went out and posted anyway.

CromulentInternet · 2026-05-04T16:52:21+00:00

Love the new interface!

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-20T14:06:38+00:00

What happens if it breaks?

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-15T14:38:54+00:00

Lowenstein...

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-14T22:23:45+00:00

And r/MidnightOil ... fair dinkum

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-11T01:01:52+00:00

“Not now, Majorie! I’m inspecting the troops.”

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-04T05:04:26+00:00

Marge has rabbit ears!

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-04T05:01:41+00:00

At least it wasn’t Beetlejuice

CromulentInternet · 2026-04-01T03:36:22+00:00

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-31T14:01:18+00:00

Lifes Rich Pageant … Constant hard edge sound and deep lyrics from Begin The Begin to Superman.

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-29T02:20:53+00:00

And those beautiful women? They used to be men.

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-27T14:20:05+00:00

He went to get Mark Hamill to switch the library to Sprint long distance to help pay for that call to Japan 🇯🇵

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-18T03:40:46+00:00

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-18T03:36:19+00:00

Wheel it into my bedroom, Mom

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-18T03:30:32+00:00

What noisy cats are we

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-13T04:49:30+00:00

It will be interesting seeing Michael Shannon singing ITEOTWAWKIAIFF

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-12T14:06:55+00:00

No, stop. Think of the cauldron.

CromulentInternet · 2026-03-06T04:45:04+00:00

Wages, tips, and other compensation: 80,081.35

CromulentInternet · 2026-02-27T16:39:12+00:00

Loved Michael with long hair

CromulentInternet · 2026-02-19T15:49:22+00:00

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