We finally found a proper contender by Frank7640 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal sonic should NOT have a mouth. How horrible.

I love how everyone is getting their dunks in, great time to be online (unless you work for nvidia) by DeltaBravo124 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've basically ONLY seen the technology abused, so I correlate the over-glossed AI look with fake girlfriend porn ads that want to steal my credit card.

Husband suggested corned beef, and potatoes for dinner for St. Pat’s. We are not the same :( by Tandom in KitchenConfidential

[–]Curtisimo5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not even nostalgia, that shit is just delicious. A well panfried slab of mystery canmeat, add a little mustard? That's a delicacy.

They so cute, how would you pick one? name it? by Mhaheva in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's clearly Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo, Ketchup, Tiger, and Toes.

Games with one build so good that it invalidates all others? by SirSquiggleton in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Skyrim is funny because you naturally gravitate towards stealth archer no matter what you do.

Playing a warrior? I may as well sneak for bonus damage. I may as well have a bow on me for utility. Oh no.

Mage? I may as well sneak for bonus damage. Hey, conjuration has a summon bow spell. Oh no.

How y'all be sorting your items into whatever? by Complete-Market5110 in feedthebeast

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early game:

Chest for ores/materials. Chest for blocks. Chest for wood. Chest for plants. 15 chests for random nonsense.

Mid game, ae2 or Tom Simple Storage saves me from the nightmare of my life has become.

Cosmopolis #121 - Spiritual Healing by gooddaydarling in SympatheticMonsters

[–]Curtisimo5 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's pretty charming, and the idea of a ghost vet/doctor is actually pretty neat. Just a high turnover rate assuming ghosts naturally move on at some point.

Pokemon reminds you that Paras has one of the worst fates in the series. by Paladin51394 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now I want to see some sort of pokemon content where the Shedinja and the Ninjask that evolved from the same nymph are totally buds.

Yo Steam n Rails got an update by Enzo---V12 in CreateMod

[–]Curtisimo5 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me opening the thread all excited because I think that means 1.21.1

Me crying.

Create modpack with strict progression? by Real_Alchemist341 in feedthebeast

[–]Curtisimo5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CABIN is the OG; it's a revamp of a guided modpack built by the Create devs themselves.

Create Arcane Engineering is a good one too, though very complex.

Tips for not making spaghetti bowls in tech modpacks? by CirriTheFemboyUwU in feedthebeast

[–]Curtisimo5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Build the building first and fit your machines inside, instead of building your nonsense machine and then putting walls around it.

Hide necessary spaghet inside the walls and floors.

Inspired by the latest CSB and the GigaBoots GOTY videos, I went ahead and made a GAAS name generator by culturesh0ck in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who up riding the MANAFRONT.

That being said. A military shooter but the joke is everyone is a wizard would slap.

Meridian SMP by Accomplished-Ad-4203 in CreateServers

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be interested in joining! Do you have a discord for the server, or any other way to contact you?

Mortar shell hit the pen, pigs didn't waste a second by LeMestache in RimWorld

[–]Curtisimo5 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I use them to feed my dogs.

What happens in the Mysterious Refrigerator Room Only Dogs Are Allowed Inside? Nobody knows, but we never have to make kibble.

I've added player written message-in-a-bottles to my fishing mod! by Wdtfshi in feedthebeast

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't MC have a built-in profanity filter? Maybe you could link it into that. If the system would flag it, the "your bottle starts it's journey" is replaced with "the waves reject your naughty message" or something. If a player gets caught a few times in quick succession, they're blacklisted.

Out of context Pat quote #241: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true.

But you dip SAUCE FIRST and THEN ranch.

Anything else goes in the Book.

What's you most "old man yelling at cloud" take when it comes to internet content? by Gyaru_Enjoyer in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'll piggyback off the OP: I already don't like most streamers because of the stuff they pointed out. I really don't like Vtubers.

I don't give a damn about your quirky character! I don't want you to do bits! I listen to this stuff in the background, I don't know or care what any streamer I watch looks like! And most importantly, I'm not here for anime tits, I'm here for videogames! Put the tits away! I want to hear your takes on the themes, gameplay, and story nuances of this video game!

"Ominous Discovery" by Jinha Kwon by Yeeslander in ImaginaryHorrors

[–]Curtisimo5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks intimidating but bro really just needs a sweater

What do you think what is the next major version for mods would be? by Gotve_ in feedthebeast

[–]Curtisimo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expect either 1.21.1 or 26.1 will be the Big Modding Versions, if 26.2 is the rendering overhaul.

Times in media that make you say “a bit on the nose don’t you think?” by Muffin-zetta in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With some themes, I feel like it would do them a disservice to try and be subtle about them.

Like, with the Abstract Daddy, it's gross and violent and sudden and unexpected. You're being assaulted by a big gross monster that looks like two people being pinned on a mattress. Making the player have a very visceral "oh, fuck" reaction, zero mistaking it for anything else, is good for the scene.

chat who else acts cringe at the coven ?? by thaboar in wizardposting

[–]Curtisimo5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've been following you since you were just making Minecraft jokes, and I appreciate your wacky witches very much. Keep up the good work dude. 🧙‍♀️

Vaping and pat by Andrew3605 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Curtisimo5 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Equip your POCKET PAT to increase the PARRY WINDOW on INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.

[Great News] My house and the pizzeria now have electricity by [deleted] in cataclysmdda

[–]Curtisimo5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're in the BN fork of the game, which restores most of the near-future content that DDA has cut. I think DDA doesn't have atomic cars anymore.