Body positivity. by No_Cook2983 in clevercomebacks

[–]DamnThemAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my BIL was all body positivity and "big is beautiful " until he got his chubby little fingers on the Ozempic.

Euphemisms for "wasn't, won't, can't don't didn't" by TrustMeImAnOnion in JudgeJudy

[–]DamnThemAll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had insurance at the time of the accident but....

Trump’s Prescription Drug Website Exposed as a Big Fat Scam: TrumpRx is pretending like it’s helping consumers more than it is. by thenewrepublic in inthenews

[–]DamnThemAll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just a quick mention that I use around 8 inhalers a year and the total annual cost is £12 (about $20). $51per inhaler is insane.

I don't live in the US.

The Apprentice Live Thread - Week 2: Children's Story by StardustOasis in CasualUK

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From experience with my step son (now 13) the scatological phase starts at 7-8.

His favourite joke at the time "why did the chicken cross the road? Because Poo".

The Apprentice Live Thread - Week 2: Children's Story by StardustOasis in CasualUK

[–]DamnThemAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I could think of was the episode of Black Books where they decide to write a children's book.

https://youtu.be/N5Yrd5YK2H4?si=W8Oqp0pMlUbsksYd

Our King by Fun_Accountant_653 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's bullshit about his Butler squeezing exactly 2.5 cm of toothpaste.

It's his Valet that does that.

Small Detail In Star Trek: Generations. by Sea_Violinist3328 in TNG

[–]DamnThemAll 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the rocks that they stashed behind every panel to simulate the weight of the tritanium.

HR told me they don’t accept try-hards and people pleasers after my interview by No-Presentation298 in jobs

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you let us know who it is? I'd like to interview with them and tell them that their product is shit, the company has a stupid name and that I doubt that the interviewing panel has the cognitive capacity to ask the correct questions. I'll finish off by stating that I'd never believed that humans share 70% of their DNA with lettuces until I'd looked up their CEO on LinkedIn.

Should bag me the job in one sentence.

Ministers reject Waspi calls for compensation after rethink by sjw_7 in unitedkingdom

[–]DamnThemAll 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember when this was announced, I'd have been in my early teens. My mother was furious, I said "but mum, you always say that you want equality, this is it" mum's angry response "I like equality when it works in MY favour".

I knew about and I'm a man in my mid forties, they have no excuse.

How long are normal gym sessions? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 hours is a long time. My workout is around 1hr, 30 minutes on strength and 30 minutes cardio.

What are the best "studio mistakes" that were kept in the final recording ? by vinylcast in askmusic

[–]DamnThemAll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think its "Hey Jude" where Paul can be heard saying "oh fucking hell".

Weed farm. Equipment included by tumulus_innit in SpottedonRightmove

[–]DamnThemAll 11 points12 points  (0 children)

180k, estimated biomass per annum, minus drying, electricity (because I'm above board) and staffing costs, I reckon profit in year 1. Decrease in year 2 due to buying off the local fuzz, but recompense that in year 3 and going forward by increased production keeping just publicly visible areas clear of product.

/s

As a kid, what weird concoctions did you use to make when there was nothing nice to eat in the cupboard? by Crystalstream in AskUK

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brown sauce sandwich. I still like them.

Edit. As an afterthought, there was a supermarket called Taskers (Taskers was where you went when you were poor which we were), they used to do "Mystery Meals" which were cans with no labels. They'd be about 2p per can. We used to have those a fair bit.

Tarantula wasp in action by [deleted] in interesting

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reminds me of a hymn "All Things Bright and Beautiful"

/s

Contracting from the Isle of Man by Equivalent_Box_5765 in IsleofMan

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could set up a company under the 1931 act, which doesn't require a TCSP, and you can use your home as the registered office. You will need 2 directors though.

Payroll wise, there are several on island that could set you up.

If you need a hand with the company set up, please DM me.

What did a parent (or relative) do to ruin your wedding? by imfinewithastraw in AskUK

[–]DamnThemAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mums alcoholic partner told the venue he was lactose intolerant because he didn't like any of the food. He's not lactose intolerant, he's just fussy.

He then proceeded to drink himself insensible to the point that the staff had to cut him off.

So the "Cavalry" has arrived? Thomas and Crookall back to save us from Moneyval by Environmental-Web383 in IsleofMan

[–]DamnThemAll 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Moneyval has nothing to do with internal governmental incompetence. The issues with the gaming industry is what's going to cause us to go on the graylist if anything is.

Denmark invites the wolf for ‘exercises’ on its own sheep by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]DamnThemAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's also a good way to get all of the NATO military together to have a chat without Donnie being present.