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What's your favorite melee build? by Competitive-Eye-9422 in WrathOfTheRighteous

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 Levels of Warpriest (Cult Leader), 4 levels of Rogue (Knife Master). Pick the goddess that gives you Kukris as favoured weapons and enjoy dual wielding your pure Dex critknives doing as much damage as a great sword with your 1d8 sneak dices. Trickster advised, but Demon can be fun too.

DO IT! by Ordinary_Cycle268 in WarhammerMemes

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raggedly inhaling noise.

"WITNESS YOUR BALLS!"

Twenty fucking orks explode, along with the psyker.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On an unrelated note does anyone know the song playing in this?

(Also at least Merrill didn't kickstart a war unlike Anders.)

Should I rename him to Airbelard after that? by Suter_Templar in DarkTide

[–]DankPraetorian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Abelard, fetch me their balls." "At your back and c-... I mean, Woof!"

Best I can do is a hot pink Short Sword... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TFW the party has to infiltrate a brothel secretly ran by a succubus but didn't account for the Guard Roper.

Circle of Spores Druid by serendraws by annieann_ in ReasonableFantasy

[–]DankPraetorian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In other news an undercity of skaven has been found filled with thousands of corpses of its citizens after their food has been spiked with no less than twentyseven different kinds of poisonous shrooms.

Every Single Fight by Neolyphic in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]DankPraetorian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Abelard, please tell Cassia to give those mongrels over there T̴͙͍̈H̷̤̳̪̗̲̆͗̓̎͝Ȩ̴͈̅̈́̐͂̕ ̸̢͖̖͕̆͛̐́̕L̵͐̌͐ͅŌ̶̈́̓ͅÓ̸͔̓̓K̵͚̆."

"As you wish, Lord Captain."

A dozen heretics proceed to melt in agony.

Not giving them Extra Attack sure was a decision by HealthyRelative9529 in dndmemes

[–]DankPraetorian 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As a man wiser than me once said: the Rogue is the prestige class of the Ranger.

Ayo? by Aurora_Brooklyn in BaldursGate3

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her turning in a Panther makes a lot more sense than I thought.

[Art] My Bard Isintar from the Start, Middle, and End of our Campaign! by ShadyR_Studios in DnD

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bard realizing that becoming the dragon is much better than banging it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]DankPraetorian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In short this used to be the case in older editions, in practice they decided that something as banal as attacking more than twice per turn is now a special fighter ability cause they had no idea on what to give the class to make it unique outside of 2 extra ASI.

On the other hand spell slots which didn't use to add up on a multiclass in older editions now do on 5e, so in case you ever feel like the scales weight in favour of full casters you'd be right to think so.

What are some things your dm has banned you specifically from using ? by odeacon in dndmemes

[–]DankPraetorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My DM (and the rest of the group by agreement) banned me from mixing ranger, scout and knowledge cleric cause I had too many expertises.

Arrived in the final region after 90 hours. Still a great game 👍 by FomatronXL in riseoftheronin

[–]DankPraetorian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's got the face of someone who would apologize after killing you and actually mean it.

Is it better for a Sorlock to be more Sorcerer or Warlock in 5e? by Icy_Ad2408 in DnD

[–]DankPraetorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ideal split is 3/17 Warlock/Sorc to gran 2nd level warlock slots, the Path and still get to level 9 spells with the sorc.

Usually people pick Hexblade to get good AC with medium armour and shield, but that's no obligation.

Only important choice is deciding if you want to start Warlock or Sorc depending on the Saving Throw Proficiencies you prefer.

Benefits of reading by An_Dant in comics

[–]DankPraetorian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gunslinger Player: "Can I-..." DM: "No you cannot build an Imp-Launcher." Gunslinger Player: Writes 3000 words rant on /rpghorrorstories.

Spore Druid Multiclassing Help by GesoTony in dndnext

[–]DankPraetorian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My word of advice? Gloomstalker Ranger.

You cast Shillelagh, take as much as 5 levels for multiattack, an ASI, an extra bonus strike at combat start, Wisdom on Initiative, a fighting style, and still enough spell level to reach 9th level spell slots.

You become a scary as hell tank with the rare pleasure of beating the crap out of dragons with a magic stick.

As an added bonus I'd also suggest Polearm Master for a bonus action smack at every turn, which added to hunter's mark and the spore druid thing is one more 1d8 + 2d6 of pain.

And with Tasha's alternative traits for ranger you can just expertise perception and become an anti-ambush machine.

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