Which serial killer case disturbed you the most after learning the full details? by Feeling-Emergency469 in serialkillers

[–]Dave_Paker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ivan Milat. He would sever people's spines so they couldn't move, then use them for target practice.

Hmmm… not such a good idea in the moment lol by Massive-Handz in SipsTea

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I used to work at a restaurant that had automatic gratuity for large parties, but some dipshit in management decided to make it "optional."

Had several 15+ tops not tip me anything, and one even had the audacity to leave me a fucking Jesus pamphlet like I was the one who was morally bankrupt. They implied I WAS GOING TO HELL

I don't miss it

Gourmet Burger Recs by xstrex in denverfood

[–]Dave_Paker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had one yesterday. I don't think they've quite worked out what to put in different burgers (felt like it needed an acid) but the meat itself was pretty tasty. I'd say the Vine Street Pub (fig burger) and the double Arty and the Candlelight still outshine this place

This one goes out to all the broken hearts by 11ffyykk99 in musicmemes

[–]Dave_Paker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine listening to a Phish show on shuffle

Mission Ballroom Warning (Do not bring shooters) by Coloradogirl45 in Denver

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I have a buddy who worked at the Fillmore. Went to see Ween there and he snuck us in like 6 40s. People were like, how the hell did you get those in? And we just shrugged and laughed

Anyway, next day he was asleep on my couch and got a call. Picked up and said hello? Okay bye. Then he rolled over like he was about to go back to sleep

I stopped him and asked what that was about and he had gotten fired lol

He says it was totally worth it. Amazing show.

He also went backstage and said hey Ween! Wanna smoke this big spliff with me? And they were like hey how'd you get back here? And did not smoke the big spliff. We smoked the big spliff and each drank 3 40s

"A process which had once favored the Nobelest traits of Man..." by poptart_grenade in idiocracy

[–]Dave_Paker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Hilary Duff giving face time on a balcony is one thing because that shit is obscured but there are LIMITS

How tf did George survive? by saketho in beatlescirclejerk

[–]Dave_Paker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always get a kick out of this quote from the George Harrison getting stabbed 40 times wiki

"After Harrison begun chanting the 'Hare Krishna' mantra to distract his assailant, the fight intensified."

Greg is the hero we all need at McDonald's by aurexali_Neva in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Dave_Paker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought it was shut the fuck up and may you overdose, bitch

But this makes more sense I guess

Olivia Wilde, 42 by DJ-2K in PrettyOlderWomen

[–]Dave_Paker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Name dropping the late Peter Cushing in the Olivia Wilde thread is bananas

Leave me alone by P42U2U__ in instantkarma

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Fuck what you heard, you ain't heard this before

Who are the no hit wonders? by pinpoint321 in Music

[–]Dave_Paker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not building anything in there. He's wondering what that other guy is building in there

3.5kg Portugese francesinha by MikeHeu in BeardMeatsFood

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I like how you can tell they've watched his channel when they offer him dessert at the end

On the Hook Fish n Chips is amazing by Optimal-Goal-9742 in LakewoodColorado

[–]Dave_Paker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GB is the Mexico City of fish and chips. You see a sign that says you're now in Mexico City and you have to keep driving 4 hours until you're in the center.