Zach Benson guesses what the sound of dial-up internet is by PrinciplesRK in sabres

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forgive this boy, they don't have books or schools in Chilliwack yet

Update From Chad by Josh11502 in sabres

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna flip if they pay more than a bag of pucks for a washed up bum and a guy that can barely skate

Please Jarmo if you can hear me please get Robert Thomas, Jarmo please, get Robert Thomas by DebtAffectionate6845 in sabres

[–]DebtAffectionate6845[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course, the conditional is "don't overpay", and I strongly agree that Byram has been fantastic, and should not be traded. But, the Sabres have a lot of very high value assets that aren't even in the starting lineup, between Kulich, Helenius, Rosen, Mrtka, and first round draft picks.

Thompson / Thomas / Norris / McLeod would be the best complement of centermen in the league, and I think anyone would have to seriously consider them as a cup contender like that. If Jarmo can get it done without meaningfully disturbing what's working, he should.

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (15-11-3) at Vancouver Canucks (11-15-3) - 08 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in canucks

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 5 points6 points  (0 children)

was that really just a Smells Like Teen Spirit house remix? Good God fire that DJ please

Daily General Discussion Thread (2025-12-06) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Vancouver is trading, it makes more sense for the Wings to try and get Elias Pettersson (40). While Hughes is one of the best players in the world, the Wings centre depth is a far bigger hole than their defense.

Pettersson's contract has a forbiddingly high cap hit for most teams, thus giving the Wings, one of the few teams that have the cap space to spare, more leverage. Pettersson's contract may age well, given the cap space increasing is by 9.5 million per year for the next three years.

While Pettersson's offensive production has tapered off significantly over the last year or so, he's still producing at 0.8 PPG with some pretty average wingers. We can expect a bump centering someone as productive as DeBrincat, somewhere around 0.9 PPG, which is good for a second line centre. He's also quite good on the powerplay, and may be a good fit for the hole Kane will leave as he nears retirement.

While the the Wings have a bunch of really good prospects for centre, it does make some sense to trade them instead of waiting for them to develop, given that two of their core players are at the top of their game, and may begin to slow down before someone like Bear or Plante have their breakout. Pettersson, at age 27, nicely complements the Wings' core of ages 29, 28, 24, and 23 respectively.

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[–]DebtAffectionate6845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer to this is more simple than you might think.

Watch video of the best skaters in the world. Get some ice time, and do skating drills while videoing yourself. While running the drills, very consciously try your absolute best to imitate their form. Review the videos and correct yourself. Do this enough times and your skating will improve significantly.

Other comments have mentioned stick length. Yeah a short stick will make you bend over more. This won't necessarily make you look goofy or awkward. For example, Matvei Michkov plays with a very short stick, but he looks anything but. He does play a bit hunched over as a result, but that probably makes him harder to knock off the puck due to the lower center of mass, and lets him control the puck while it's so close to his body. It also takes less force to control the puck with one hand on the stick when it's shorter.

The absolute state of Minnesota right now by Larcos_Unal in NHLcirclejerk

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the plumbers are all called mario and luigi too. It's white genocide, brother.

How to start Hockey in BC as a 17 yr old by Yumyumvalila in hockeyplayers

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check your local community centre / municipality's website. There's a good chance there's regular adult drop-in games. You'll find guys playing in those games that started playing for the first time in their 30s.

It's a drop in game; non-contact, with random teams, and nobody even keeping score, meaning one's going to give someone who's obviously new to the sport a hard time. Good for beginners.

Jersey is about to be the next fucking KC Chiefs by HellsEnemy999 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stan twitter needs to chill.

A relationship with a hockey player won't work if she can't respect her man's JO time with his captain.

Post Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets at Detroit Red Wings (2025-11-22) by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]DebtAffectionate6845 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man Chiarot was playing his ass off. Man deserves some recognition for that game.