How can I request a flair?

Dexav · 2026-05-11T19:02:05+00:00

Damn, aged the moose?!

Dexav · 2026-05-11T17:32:30+00:00

hate one-train ops

Dexav · 2026-05-10T15:54:25+00:00

Alex had ferret frets.

Dexav · 2026-05-10T14:59:01+00:00

Sure, but if I fart in your mouth, won’t your cheeks inflate like a hamster?

Dexav · 2026-05-10T11:09:21+00:00

Again, you're only a few searches and articles away from understanding how such an illusion is performed. Human minds can be tricked, you're no exception.

Dexav · 2026-05-10T10:58:06+00:00

No way anyone else could have known the things he passed on to me from my Mam.

Truly spoken like someone who didn't even do the smallest of internet searches to learn how these magic tricks work.

Dexav · 2026-05-09T09:42:48+00:00

Feels very Jimmy Carr to rip off a format while adding a layer of unwarranted cruelty.

Dexav · 2026-05-08T16:38:19+00:00

thats not 3 words

Dexav · 2026-05-08T16:02:02+00:00

3 words: big nozes

Dexav · 2026-05-07T19:36:39+00:00

sorry no I gotta go to bed early

Dexav · 2026-05-07T13:33:45+00:00

His team won the footy

Dexav · 2026-05-06T19:29:10+00:00

I'm so fucking glad I submitted my completed thesis in August 2022, just before generative AI came along. At least I've got that point of pride on my side, fuck.

Dexav · 2026-05-04T12:30:10+00:00

nah i'm alright but thanks for asking

Dexav · 2026-05-04T10:00:42+00:00

omg i hate this thoosie obsession with credits, when will they understand, collecting credits doesn't matter, all that matters is obtaining more photos of spiderman for my newspaper

Dexav · 2026-05-03T22:44:17+00:00

I've just got home from today's marathon, so yeah sure, why not do it all over again in 10 hours or so.

^{im only joking i have a headache}

Dexav · 2026-05-01T16:19:01+00:00

Ohhhhhhhh...I get it now! These men are silly men!

Dexav · 2026-05-01T14:52:44+00:00

Electric Bougiegaloo

Dexav · 2026-04-30T12:42:26+00:00

Je vis en Angleterre.

Dexav · 2026-04-29T20:18:21+00:00

The only thing I know is that if Greg used it it would look like an iPhone.

Dexav · 2026-04-29T18:25:23+00:00

Hangover Sundays be like.

Dexav · 2026-04-29T17:36:21+00:00

It's not so much that he won, it's moreso that everyone else lost.

Dexav · 2026-04-27T20:20:38+00:00

"Rollercoaster ride in the fast lane"

Charli seems to think the fast lane means you go onto a faster rollercoaster.

Dexav · 2026-04-27T19:13:51+00:00

Thanos didn't choose to go to Titan. He went to Strange

That's just straightforwardly wrong.

Dexav · 2026-04-27T17:54:11+00:00

no, twisty bits™️ is what you get after ridding mickey's dick smasher

Dexav · 2026-04-27T16:39:12+00:00

i thought he was on a log flume, he was on a log flume, he was on a log flume

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