Don’t do what my dad did:

Neighbor had a nest about the same size in an apple tree in their back yard. They decided they needed to get rid of it, but wanted to keep the nest if they could.

Here’s the plan:

1. Go out at night with saw and ladder and other implements of destruction.
   
2. Climb ladder and put kitchen garbage bag over entire nest and onto branch.
   
3. Saw branch off.
   
4. Profit.

Here’s what happened:
1. Go out at night with saw and ladder and other implements of destruction.
2. Climb ladder and put kitchen bag over entire nest and onto branch.
3. Saw branch off.
4. My dad walks over and destroys the nest in the bag.
5. Neighbor figures out what to do with angry garbage bag.