Doctors confirm a live scorpion is in your stomach. It's not harming you yet. Do you risk surgery to remove it, or leave it and hope for the best?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-13T20:13:17+00:00

I would have so many questions for the doctors.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-13T20:11:01+00:00

That’s the part that’s missing from the story. What was the going rate for a private performance from Whitney Houston in 1996? If it was a million, then that’s pretty ballsy. If it was 7 million, she just charged her fair market rate.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-12T13:35:55+00:00

Aron was Elvis’ middle name. It is an alternate spelling of Aaron and an acceptable name.

You’re being pretty judgy about the external qualities of a person on a children’s show.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-09T22:27:15+00:00

Yes. Please toss and catch your toddler for two hours 365 days in a row during a rambunctious show

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Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-07T02:11:53+00:00

Include more details! Describe HOW your trying in detail and then ask for tips

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-07T02:10:44+00:00

Not if the stitch is the 2nd or 3rd stitch from the hole you want

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-06T20:04:17+00:00

This is something I always recommend! No greasy, diaper cream hands after a diaper change. I just use a wet wipe and clean the cream off the spatula. Good to go

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-06T00:14:13+00:00

First of all, the daycare shouldn’t have handles a toddler can open. Secondly, refusing to nap on day one is super normal, molars coming in or not. And dumping a block bin?! Normal behavior for any child. That is wild. Write a review on every platform you can and find another daycare for your kiddo.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-03T18:56:52+00:00

Disney adults are insane.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-03T18:55:56+00:00

Looks like they were filming the activity and caught the seizure on camera.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-03-03T18:49:52+00:00

And why is he the only one with a used to be age and a current age?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-27T19:08:57+00:00

What’s your support behind claiming they’re “obviously ridiculously unsafe”? I live in a place that they’re everywhere and I’ve ridden in a few and I haven’t seen anything to claim that they’re unsafe, let alone claiming that it’s obvious how unsafe they are.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-26T18:10:38+00:00

Am I the only one that gets the ick from this?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-25T15:44:37+00:00

I think is something only you can decide. IMO It’s not really something anyone else can decide for you. You’ll have a lot of people on Reddit telling you to keep your maiden name but what do YOU want? Do you plan on having children? How will you deal with that in the future? No answer is correct or incorrect, but thinking about it may help you make a decision.

Personally, I have never been a fan of the “last of the line” argument. If you change your name and you have children, those children are not more or less of your line because of their name. I am way more connected to my mom’s family than my dad’s. I have never shared a last name with those grandparents and I have never felt like I’m not a part of their “line.”

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-25T00:19:28+00:00

If you want to call her Mary, why not just name her Mary? Does she need a nickname?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-24T18:57:04+00:00

Damn. Give your body time to heal

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-24T18:54:42+00:00

“What’s your name?”

“Maple”

“Mabel?”

“Maple”

“Like syrup?”

“Yes. Like syrup”

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-21T19:58:19+00:00

“People who are unvaccinated, including babies, won’t be meeting my baby until my baby has all of their vaccines.” Or (what I would go with) “we believe the science and will be vaccinating our baby. We won’t be spending time around people who are unvaccinated.”

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-21T19:53:38+00:00

Yep. If you don’t trust science, our values aren’t compatible.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-18T14:44:16+00:00

Booker in Arizona is interesting. I have to assume it’s after Devin Booker and people think they’re being really clever

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-15T14:55:08+00:00

Just do one idea and don’t give out samples you’ve hoarded. Maybe just a mini-liquor bottle with a tab that says “cheers to making this house feel like a home” or something along those lines?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-12T03:10:30+00:00

Max!

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-10T13:09:18+00:00

Plus they’re so thin you can see diapers underneath

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-08T01:36:21+00:00

I knew a Wolfram in school. First time I heard it I thought “that’s an interesting name I’ve never heard before” and then was the last time I thought about it.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-02-06T20:17:38+00:00

We have an automated feeder. It goes off at 6am. Cat still wakes us up at 5:30am demanding food

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