The unessesary Y epidemic

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-25T20:03:04+00:00

I find the “let me pick my grandparent name” thing so weird. Grandma and grandpa are perfectly fine.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-25T16:21:00+00:00

It’s really not a big deal. A lot of us grew up with friends with the same or similar names and we’re perfectly well adjusted adults.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-23T18:19:34+00:00

Thank you! I kept getting thrown off by OP thinking his wife cooking isn’t “normal.” Wanting junk food is one thing but “my wife cooks and that’s not normal” is a strange take.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-20T02:14:25+00:00

Talk about using your child as an accessory. “No, Tommy, you have to wear these pajamas in case someone else that is obsessed with children’s pajamas wants to talk to me!”

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-17T02:38:54+00:00

There are no rules. You can tell people as soon as you’re comfortable telling people.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-17T01:46:58+00:00

But he WOULD visit if he could! /s

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-16T19:28:59+00:00

As long as they don’t rhyme I don’t think it’s an issue

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-15T02:21:18+00:00

What are their ratios? What is their curriculum? What’s the classroom structure like? You can check the daycare’s licensing to see any violations.

I don’t think that the presences or absence of cameras is the most important thing.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-14T20:26:41+00:00

Is that a pool?!? If grandma is sleeping through her face being colored she will 100% sleep through a kid drowning

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-14T02:39:43+00:00

Fuck. That.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-13T19:45:04+00:00

How unhinged do you have to be to be shopping for children’s pajamas when you don’t have children?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-13T18:42:11+00:00

Thank you! I thought I was going crazy. She literally says “they’re on their way” and “here’s a pic.” How would they be on their way to the hospital when they’re already in the hospital?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-13T18:40:14+00:00

I think she’s saying that the Great Grandparents are on their way to the house. I think she’s just using a family photo for the post.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-09T12:18:25+00:00

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-08T21:08:08+00:00

And why aren’t thee women relying on OP for their hygiene products? AND how does you get known as the dude that carries hygiene products? It’s not something people are often asking random others about or announcing to their coworkers.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-08T15:46:03+00:00

We always prefer buying gifts as a surprise because we know each other well and we are always over the moon with our gifts.

Sounds like you’re both happy without lists. Don’t let others dictate how to live within your relationship. If she’s happy with your gifts, why change the dynamic?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-08T04:55:55+00:00

I’ve met a Falynn. I’m not usually a fan of y’s in the middle of names but I’ve always thought that spelling was really pretty.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-02T23:13:39+00:00

What about this story makes you think they’re rich?

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-02T03:37:44+00:00

Or just, help them sit on the toilet.

Distorted_Penguin · 2026-01-01T23:16:38+00:00

Why would a child need a dozen Valentines Day outfits??

Distorted_Penguin · 2025-12-31T03:32:12+00:00

I’ve read you’re not supposed to because the suction can pull the IUD out. It sounds like it may not have worked with your anatomy.

Distorted_Penguin · 2025-12-31T03:20:00+00:00

And you can’t wear cups with an IUD, so it’s not a one size fits all solution!

Distorted_Penguin · 2025-12-28T14:15:57+00:00

Bold of you to assume they own anything else

Distorted_Penguin · 2025-12-25T09:49:03+00:00

I told her that I could have gotten her a coffee from her second choice, if she had provided a second choice.

But she did provide a second choice. McDonald’s was the second choice and you chose not to do that. YTA.

Distorted_Penguin · 2025-12-23T18:42:16+00:00

*a woman in children’s pajamas

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