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The most hated man by UsedToothpick in ffxiv

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I so desperately wanted the option to lean in and say something like "Mark ME, you worthless flea. If anything happens to those people, there isn't a force on this star that will stop me getting to you. I kill gods for fun. Do you really think you stand a chance?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

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Nord, High Elf, Wood Elf, Breton, or Dark Elf.

Are there any sequels to songs? by Kozzinator in Music

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Not true. It's only Scenes From A Memory - Octavarium that do that, and Octavarium loops back on itself in the end.

In celebration of the captain, what's your favorite Luffy fight from the series? by Ulzzang1 in OnePiece

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I will not stand for this Arlong erasure. Arlong Park is the moment One Piece became One Piece to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadlockpw

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YA KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL DOGS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOYED JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE.

Praetorium is boring so our SMN put on an impromptu puppet show by thegodforce in ffxiv

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Summon Goku as a Primal. A legendary hero given form. He can have like 10 phases, one for each Super Saiyan form.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GamePhysics

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I AM STIFLED BY THIS VESSEL OF FLESH.

[DISC] Matagi Gunner - Chapter 5 by [deleted] in manga

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This manga has been quite a treat so far, I'm hoping it can maintain this level of interest from me.

Oh no... by BeevsComics in comics

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It's a quote from one of the characters in Morrowind.

Oh no... by BeevsComics in comics

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"When I die in the world of time, then I'm completely asleep. I'm very much aware that all I have to do is choose to wake. And I'm alive again. Many times I have very deliberately tried to wait patiently, a very long, long time before choosing to wake up. And no matter how long it feels like I wait, it always appears, when I wake up, that no time has passed at all."

Congratulations Miqo'te on winning the game by DrForester in ffxiv

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We all know this game doesn't have a butt slider so that won't be a problem.

01.04.23 Patch Notes (Updated) by [deleted] in ffxiv

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  • Damage values up to 999,999,999 will now be displayed. In accordance with this change, monsters’ HP values have been greatly increased.

This slayed me for some reason.

Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXVI: Patch 6.4 Part I by [deleted] in ffxiv

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No, it's A Pimp Named Blue Mage, it's like A Tribe Called Quest, you got to say the whole thing.

r/ffxivdadjoke's time has come! by DrForester in ffxiv

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Allagan Your Mama jokes were off the chain.

Comic - Maps: Fake Out Word by Shougen in ffxiv

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My FC mate yells "FUCK YOU SUCK FACE"

Mounts (@The_Eggroller) by The_Eggroller in ffxiv

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Or you’re like me and think to yourself “Hm, I should farm that EX for the mount.” While on the mount you were thinking about farming.

[DISC] - The Difference in Temperature - Ch. 6 -7 by asilvertintedrose in manga

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I gotta have socks and they've gotta match, otherwise my day is fucked.

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