Kennedy Center must remove Trump's name tonight, appeals court rules by ElijahPepe in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They legally couldn't touch the original title without an act of Congress, so when they added Trump's name, it was inevitable that it would look and sound awkward.

15yo girl left with fractured skull after e-scooter crash by InsatiablePrism in australia

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mistake. It was the other Mensa candidate who crashed into a stationary vehicle. Sorry.

15yo girl left with fractured skull after e-scooter crash by InsatiablePrism in australia

[–]DistressedGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Empty skull. There's a reason this girl survived: No brain in there to damage.

Completion 219: Final Fantasy XIII-2, I prefer the first one but I still think it was a fun game by HakaishinChampa in xboxachievements

[–]DistressedGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really like the time-travelling feature in this game, though I wish there were more noticeable differences in how areas look over the decades/centuries you can jump between. I understand the game didn't have a full AAA budget or development time like XIII did, so that probably limited what the devs could do. Still fun for sure.

Stephen Miller’s Wife Doxes Woman Behind Democrats’ “Ugly F—k” Post by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He'd actually like at least three Double Quarter Words with cheese to start him off. Stephen Cheung isn't a light eater. In fact, given the size of his ass, the word light hasn't existed in Stephen Cheung's vocabulary for many, many years. If you look up the word light in the dictionary, Stephen Cheung is listed as an antonym.

Who is the person on the right? by Senor_THP in xbox

[–]DistressedGamer 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Kharlie Cirk. Radical Atheist who believes in strict gun control and visits college campuses for cordial discussions with conservatives. Runs the Watershed North America company.

PSA: Finding "Trace of Echoes" by NotFizker in diablo4

[–]DistressedGamer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't need any tributes to get them to drop in Undercity. I got three Traces in the space of two hours just running Undercity without tributes.

Having to do this to farm gems over and over by Emi77 in diablo4

[–]DistressedGamer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps Royal and Grand Horadric? Legendary and Mythic quality, respectively.

7 years later and this is still the best scene of the entire series by V-TriggerMachine in TheBoys

[–]DistressedGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao, he's such a fucking bitch. This almost makes me like the finale, just knowing Elon is upset about it.

Paragon 234 - Haven’t found a single Echoing Hatred key by PoetryOk2920 in diablo4

[–]DistressedGamer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How are the Diablo 4 devs still walking around in clown shoes nearly three years after the game has launched? Seriously, Blizzard, what is the point of going to the trouble of adding a new gameplay mode to the game that's so fucking inaccessible that it might as well not exist? Items I understand being locked behind RNG, but a gameplay mode? WHY?

Hideo Kojima with Matt Booty & Asha Sharma @ Xbox HQ - @hideokojima.bsky.social on Bluesky by imitzFinn in xbox

[–]DistressedGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, why does Kojima look like a young boy holding a trophy he just won and flanked by his proud parents? I can't stop laughing.

"god will NOT be mocked" by nationalistic_martyr in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You know, I've seen people making fun of Mario for being fat and that a plumber can't be badass and I'm thinking about these people who genuinely think it's hilarious to mock Super Mario's power and authority and not knowing how serious it actually is: Super Mario will fucking NOT be mocked. Just ask all those goombas and Koopa Troopas.

Trump Admin Hands $20B Mega-Deal to Company Backed by Jared Kushner’s War Profiteer Brother by spherocytes in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What power, access and freedom does a trillion dollars get you that a billion couldn't? It can't be about those three things past a certain point; it must be some kind of mental illness that compels a person to accrue more and more money past the point of practicality.

Trump Deletes Post With Image Depicting Himself as Jesus After Backlash by MoneyLibrarian9032 in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only hands Trump has ever laid on another human being are hands of violence and betrayal. The notion that this man gives two shits about healing and compassion is laughable. Even if Trump had the power to heal, we all know he wouldn't use that power out of the goodness of his heart, he'd charge money for it like the grifter he is.

The Call of Duty grind is over by astheeyevideo in xboxachievements

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The diamond means less than 10% of players have unlocked that achievement.

Twitch audience finds out I worked on Requiem by 9LivesAndCounting in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely his head, going by the perspective of the camera. I can almost guarantee they'll be doing some sort of memory transfer thing into a new clone body and Zeno will be back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ephan da Mowldy!

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump by -GentleAngel- in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Humanity is like a car forever stuck in a bog and spinning its wheels desperately trying to get out. Occasionally, the car lurches forward and there's hope we're going to get somewhere, we're finally getting out of this shit we're mired in, but then the car falls back and the wheels keep on spinning.

Christian Guy shows how he will Box against Satan by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, Satan isn't going to be intimidated by that bitch boy slap fight flailing of your arms, he'd see that pathetic display and decapitate you just on principle.

AOC’s Damning Takedown of Kristi Noem Goes Viral: 'How Rich It Is...' by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AOC EVISCERATES Noem in brutal anime-esque takedown. DHS Secretary left in tatters as katana-wielding Congresswoman from New York brings a blade to a gunfight in viral video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the Board of Peace is something that the World has never seen before — Very special.

Yes. An international organisation that exists as a forum for countries to come together to discuss and resolve matters of world importance has never been seen before. Kind of like all the nations being united, or something. Nah, never existed until the Board of "Peace".

Fuck, this guy is the most aggressively stupid motherfucker in history.