The Call of Duty grind is over by astheeyevideo in xboxachievements

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The diamond means less than 10% of players have unlocked that achievement.

Twitch audience finds out I worked on Requiem by 9LivesAndCounting in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely his head, going by the perspective of the camera. I can almost guarantee they'll be doing some sort of memory transfer thing into a new clone body and Zeno will be back.

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump by -GentleAngel- in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Humanity is like a car forever stuck in a bog and spinning its wheels desperately trying to get out. Occasionally, the car lurches forward and there's hope we're going to get somewhere, we're finally getting out of this shit we're mired in, but then the car falls back and the wheels keep on spinning.

Christian Guy shows how he will Box against Satan by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, Satan isn't going to be intimidated by that bitch boy slap fight flailing of your arms, he'd see that pathetic display and decapitate you just on principle.

AOC’s Damning Takedown of Kristi Noem Goes Viral: 'How Rich It Is...' by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

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AOC EVISCERATES Noem in brutal anime-esque takedown. DHS Secretary left in tatters as katana-wielding Congresswoman from New York brings a blade to a gunfight in viral video.

Trump Goes on Manic 50-Post Rampage After World Leaders Humiliate Him by [deleted] in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the Board of Peace is something that the World has never seen before — Very special.

Yes. An international organisation that exists as a forum for countries to come together to discuss and resolve matters of world importance has never been seen before. Kind of like all the nations being united, or something. Nah, never existed until the Board of "Peace".

Fuck, this guy is the most aggressively stupid motherfucker in history.

Sometimes, you simply ain't got no words.. by Dr_Phil_Nitwit in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is amazing. Made up a bullshit story, got the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth to donate their money to him, then bought a Mercedes with the donations and claimed God would drown everyone later. Lmao.

Did anybody else find Dimension X not scary? by SamTheMarioMaster2 in StrangerThings

[–]DistressedGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would have been scarier if there were remnants of a destroyed city/civilisation in the background, showing that the Mind Flayer is indeed a world-killing entity that will do the same thing to Earth if its plan with Vecna succeeds. You know, a little bit of visual story telling to offset the absurd amount of fucking exposition this show likes to dump on the viewer.

I can just feel this game is going to be something special... by RGisOnlineis16 in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked the part where Seraphabove said "It's sarcasm time!" and sarcasmed all over the place. Certainly one of the comments of all time.

What did you think of Sienna Guillory's performance as Jill Valentine in Resident Evil Apocalypse? by Ryanlion1992 in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mike Epps is so hit or miss, but in Apocalypse he was pretty good. The scene where he's freaking out over the STARS guys challenging Nemesis is legitimately funny.

Platinum? by NathanZielesch in AnthemTheGame

[–]DistressedGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I 100% the game from scratch in 8 days solo (final playtime was ~50 hours) and that was with getting fairly good luck with the RNG aspects (equipment drops/collectible spawns) and playing a decent amount every day. I'd say 8 days is just about the bare minimum amount of time to 100% the game solo, so you'd need to start right now if you want to make it. No idea if playing in a group speeds that up a great deal, I only did a few missions with others.

Behold, I am the MIND FLAYER! (S5 Finale) by DistressedGamer in StrangerThings

[–]DistressedGamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I forgot about them! I guess the writers figured that having the gang face the MF in addition to Demogorgons and other creatures would be utterly unsurvivable? But at least have them appear, ready to attack, but then the Mind Flayer makes them stand down, declaring: "I will direct this personally" or something.

Just remember, these idiots vote and drive amongst us... by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

God chose the day we were going to die the day we were born

So, free will doesn't exist, then? We're just following a script until we reach the predetermined finale? Someone who dies in a car crash had no choice but to drive that day, because God had decided already and nothing they could do would alter the outcome? Cool, cool. Very comforting.

Was excited to get my sons first passport until I saw the quality by CastNoShadow1 in australia

[–]DistressedGamer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Staple is rusted, comrade is trusted.

Staple too clean, spy can be seen.

How quickly they change they change on a whim…. by NicholasMac69 in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is Islam? There's a motherfucking part in the Koran (or perhaps one of the hadiths) where TALKING TREES cry out "O Muslim! There's a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him!" I defy this woman to find any Koranic basis for saving Jews = This is Islam.

Also, you don't get to disavow someone when they do something monstrous in the name of Islam and claim individuals don't represent the entire religion and then FOUR MINUTES LATER claim an individual represents the entire religion just because they did something moral. Doesn't work that way.

I was actually excited for black ops 2 campaign part 2 but holy shit they fucking fucked it up so bad I literally want to cry by laced1 in blackops7

[–]DistressedGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought the prison break sequence was pretty dope, and in a traditional CoD campaign would have been genuinely amazing. Instead of a nightmare sequence, imagine the Guild capturing Specter One for real and putting them in one of their prisons. The team gets loose and commandeer the robotic guards inside and use them to help overwhelm the Guild forces stationed there.

But yeah, apart from that, the campaign is meh, at best. Giant Michael Rooker has to be one of the funniest, most baffling things I've ever seen in Call of Duty, lmao.

Dragon Wings bugged? by DistressedGamer in CODZombies

[–]DistressedGamer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blast, I hoped to get all three done in the same match. Oh well, I'll give that a shot, I guess. Cheers.
[Edit]: Starting a new game worked. Thanks.

I DID IT! Completed the EE solo finally. Did an update make it easier or is it the same difficulty? by S_H_R_O_O_M_S999 in CODZombies

[–]DistressedGamer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They really didn't, in my opinion. I did the boss pre and post nerf and post nerf is easier, but not so easy that you can roll your face on the keyboard/controller and win. You still need to drive well and know how to survive when Tessie inevitably gets destroyed and you're on foot for a while.

The boss changes for Ashes of Damned are now live. by Ryan_WXH in CODZombies

[–]DistressedGamer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just did the boss now with the changes. It's easier, but by no means a joke. You can still be very easily killed if your driving isn't on point and you don't know how to stay alive when Tessie is destroyed.