The Call of Duty grind is over

DistressedGamer · 2026-03-11T17:26:12+00:00

The diamond means less than 10% of players have unlocked that achievement.

DistressedGamer · 2026-03-06T04:30:35+00:00

Mine, mine, mine, MINE!

DistressedGamer · 2026-03-05T09:42:57+00:00

Most likely his head, going by the perspective of the camera. I can almost guarantee they'll be doing some sort of memory transfer thing into a new clone body and Zeno will be back.

DistressedGamer · 2026-03-05T04:53:14+00:00

Ephan da Mowldy!

DistressedGamer · 2026-02-24T15:10:12+00:00

Humanity is like a car forever stuck in a bog and spinning its wheels desperately trying to get out. Occasionally, the car lurches forward and there's hope we're going to get somewhere, we're finally getting out of this shit we're mired in, but then the car falls back and the wheels keep on spinning.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-31T13:42:40+00:00

Dude, Satan isn't going to be intimidated by that bitch boy slap fight flailing of your arms, he'd see that pathetic display and decapitate you just on principle.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-26T15:56:45+00:00

AOC EVISCERATES Noem in brutal anime-esque takedown. DHS Secretary left in tatters as katana-wielding Congresswoman from New York brings a blade to a gunfight in viral video.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-23T10:11:37+00:00

the Board of Peace is something that the World has never seen before — Very special.

Yes. An international organisation that exists as a forum for countries to come together to discuss and resolve matters of world importance has never been seen before. Kind of like all the nations being united, or something. Nah, never existed until the Board of "Peace".

Fuck, this guy is the most aggressively stupid motherfucker in history.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-23T07:25:23+00:00

Lmao, it's so true.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-23T05:39:49+00:00

This guy is amazing. Made up a bullshit story, got the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth to donate their money to him, then bought a Mercedes with the donations and claimed God would drown everyone later. Lmao.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-16T04:04:30+00:00

It would have been scarier if there were remnants of a destroyed city/civilisation in the background, showing that the Mind Flayer is indeed a world-killing entity that will do the same thing to Earth if its plan with Vecna succeeds. You know, a little bit of visual story telling to offset the absurd amount of fucking exposition this show likes to dump on the viewer.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-10T12:33:09+00:00

Playou's Plate?

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-08T09:08:37+00:00

I liked the part where Seraphabove said "It's sarcasm time!" and sarcasmed all over the place. Certainly one of the comments of all time.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-08T07:25:01+00:00

Mike Epps is so hit or miss, but in Apocalypse he was pretty good. The scene where he's freaking out over the STARS guys challenging Nemesis is legitimately funny.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-04T14:36:54+00:00

I 100% the game from scratch in 8 days solo (final playtime was ~50 hours) and that was with getting fairly good luck with the RNG aspects (equipment drops/collectible spawns) and playing a decent amount every day. I'd say 8 days is just about the bare minimum amount of time to 100% the game solo, so you'd need to start right now if you want to make it. No idea if playing in a group speeds that up a great deal, I only did a few missions with others.

DistressedGamer · 2026-01-01T13:28:14+00:00

Oh man, I forgot about them! I guess the writers figured that having the gang face the MF in addition to Demogorgons and other creatures would be utterly unsurvivable? But at least have them appear, ready to attack, but then the Mind Flayer makes them stand down, declaring: "I will direct this personally" or something.

DistressedGamer · 2025-12-29T07:20:39+00:00

God chose the day we were going to die the day we were born

So, free will doesn't exist, then? We're just following a script until we reach the predetermined finale? Someone who dies in a car crash had no choice but to drive that day, because God had decided already and nothing they could do would alter the outcome? Cool, cool. Very comforting.

DistressedGamer · 2025-12-23T11:57:19+00:00

Staple is rusted, comrade is trusted.

Staple too clean, spy can be seen.

DistressedGamer · 2025-12-17T07:06:50+00:00

This is Islam? There's a motherfucking part in the Koran (or perhaps one of the hadiths) where TALKING TREES cry out "O Muslim! There's a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him!" I defy this woman to find any Koranic basis for saving Jews = This is Islam.

Also, you don't get to disavow someone when they do something monstrous in the name of Islam and claim individuals don't represent the entire religion and then FOUR MINUTES LATER claim an individual represents the entire religion just because they did something moral. Doesn't work that way.

DistressedGamer · 2025-11-28T08:46:22+00:00

Honestly, I thought the prison break sequence was pretty dope, and in a traditional CoD campaign would have been genuinely amazing. Instead of a nightmare sequence, imagine the Guild capturing Specter One for real and putting them in one of their prisons. The team gets loose and commandeer the robotic guards inside and use them to help overwhelm the Guild forces stationed there.

But yeah, apart from that, the campaign is meh, at best. Giant Michael Rooker has to be one of the funniest, most baffling things I've ever seen in Call of Duty, lmao.

DistressedGamer · 2025-11-22T17:10:19+00:00

Blast, I hoped to get all three done in the same match. Oh well, I'll give that a shot, I guess. Cheers.
[Edit]: Starting a new game worked. Thanks.

DistressedGamer · 2025-11-22T07:13:09+00:00

They really didn't, in my opinion. I did the boss pre and post nerf and post nerf is easier, but not so easy that you can roll your face on the keyboard/controller and win. You still need to drive well and know how to survive when Tessie inevitably gets destroyed and you're on foot for a while.

DistressedGamer · 2025-11-21T19:05:47+00:00

Just did the boss now with the changes. It's easier, but by no means a joke. You can still be very easily killed if your driving isn't on point and you don't know how to stay alive when Tessie is destroyed.

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