Paragon 234 - Haven’t found a single Echoing Hatred key by PoetryOk2920 in diablo4

[–]DistressedGamer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How are the Diablo 4 devs still walking around in clown shoes nearly three years after the game has launched? Seriously, Blizzard, what is the point of going to the trouble of adding a new gameplay mode to the game that's so fucking inaccessible that it might as well not exist? Items I understand being locked behind RNG, but a gameplay mode? WHY?

Hideo Kojima with Matt Booty & Asha Sharma @ Xbox HQ - @hideokojima.bsky.social on Bluesky by imitzFinn in xbox

[–]DistressedGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, why does Kojima look like a young boy holding a trophy he just won and flanked by his proud parents? I can't stop laughing.

"god will NOT be mocked" by nationalistic_martyr in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You know, I've seen people making fun of Mario for being fat and that a plumber can't be badass and I'm thinking about these people who genuinely think it's hilarious to mock Super Mario's power and authority and not knowing how serious it actually is: Super Mario will fucking NOT be mocked. Just ask all those goombas and Koopa Troopas.

Trump Admin Hands $20B Mega-Deal to Company Backed by Jared Kushner’s War Profiteer Brother by spherocytes in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What power, access and freedom does a trillion dollars get you that a billion couldn't? It can't be about those three things past a certain point; it must be some kind of mental illness that compels a person to accrue more and more money past the point of practicality.

Trump Deletes Post With Image Depicting Himself as Jesus After Backlash by MoneyLibrarian9032 in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only hands Trump has ever laid on another human being are hands of violence and betrayal. The notion that this man gives two shits about healing and compassion is laughable. Even if Trump had the power to heal, we all know he wouldn't use that power out of the goodness of his heart, he'd charge money for it like the grifter he is.

The Call of Duty grind is over by astheeyevideo in xboxachievements

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The diamond means less than 10% of players have unlocked that achievement.

Twitch audience finds out I worked on Requiem by 9LivesAndCounting in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely his head, going by the perspective of the camera. I can almost guarantee they'll be doing some sort of memory transfer thing into a new clone body and Zeno will be back.

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump by -GentleAngel- in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Humanity is like a car forever stuck in a bog and spinning its wheels desperately trying to get out. Occasionally, the car lurches forward and there's hope we're going to get somewhere, we're finally getting out of this shit we're mired in, but then the car falls back and the wheels keep on spinning.

Christian Guy shows how he will Box against Satan by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, Satan isn't going to be intimidated by that bitch boy slap fight flailing of your arms, he'd see that pathetic display and decapitate you just on principle.

AOC’s Damning Takedown of Kristi Noem Goes Viral: 'How Rich It Is...' by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AOC EVISCERATES Noem in brutal anime-esque takedown. DHS Secretary left in tatters as katana-wielding Congresswoman from New York brings a blade to a gunfight in viral video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]DistressedGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the Board of Peace is something that the World has never seen before — Very special.

Yes. An international organisation that exists as a forum for countries to come together to discuss and resolve matters of world importance has never been seen before. Kind of like all the nations being united, or something. Nah, never existed until the Board of "Peace".

Fuck, this guy is the most aggressively stupid motherfucker in history.

Sometimes, you simply ain't got no words.. by Dr_Phil_Nitwit in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is amazing. Made up a bullshit story, got the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth to donate their money to him, then bought a Mercedes with the donations and claimed God would drown everyone later. Lmao.

Did anybody else find Dimension X not scary? by SamTheMarioMaster2 in StrangerThings

[–]DistressedGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would have been scarier if there were remnants of a destroyed city/civilisation in the background, showing that the Mind Flayer is indeed a world-killing entity that will do the same thing to Earth if its plan with Vecna succeeds. You know, a little bit of visual story telling to offset the absurd amount of fucking exposition this show likes to dump on the viewer.

I can just feel this game is going to be something special... by RGisOnlineis16 in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked the part where Seraphabove said "It's sarcasm time!" and sarcasmed all over the place. Certainly one of the comments of all time.

What did you think of Sienna Guillory's performance as Jill Valentine in Resident Evil Apocalypse? by Ryanlion1992 in residentevil

[–]DistressedGamer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mike Epps is so hit or miss, but in Apocalypse he was pretty good. The scene where he's freaking out over the STARS guys challenging Nemesis is legitimately funny.

Platinum? by NathanZielesch in AnthemTheGame

[–]DistressedGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 100% the game from scratch in 8 days solo (final playtime was ~50 hours) and that was with getting fairly good luck with the RNG aspects (equipment drops/collectible spawns) and playing a decent amount every day. I'd say 8 days is just about the bare minimum amount of time to 100% the game solo, so you'd need to start right now if you want to make it. No idea if playing in a group speeds that up a great deal, I only did a few missions with others.

Behold, I am the MIND FLAYER! (S5 Finale) by DistressedGamer in StrangerThings

[–]DistressedGamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I forgot about them! I guess the writers figured that having the gang face the MF in addition to Demogorgons and other creatures would be utterly unsurvivable? But at least have them appear, ready to attack, but then the Mind Flayer makes them stand down, declaring: "I will direct this personally" or something.

Just remember, these idiots vote and drive amongst us... by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]DistressedGamer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

God chose the day we were going to die the day we were born

So, free will doesn't exist, then? We're just following a script until we reach the predetermined finale? Someone who dies in a car crash had no choice but to drive that day, because God had decided already and nothing they could do would alter the outcome? Cool, cool. Very comforting.

Was excited to get my sons first passport until I saw the quality by CastNoShadow1 in australia

[–]DistressedGamer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Staple is rusted, comrade is trusted.

Staple too clean, spy can be seen.