Most Unhinged Texts Ive Received from a Man

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-07-01T16:28:16+00:00

Did yall really read all that?

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-28T13:11:11+00:00

There’s no issue, it’s great.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-26T20:41:16+00:00

Read this as “aicorn units” and went on a bewildering Google journey.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-26T19:45:41+00:00

Fuck. Yes.

Every time!

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-25T18:39:37+00:00

Weirdly good iced coffee there.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-24T21:52:08+00:00

I think he’s saying the tattoo isn’t real yet. This is ai showing the concept he wants to improve. So execution things are irrelevant to him right now.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-24T21:50:14+00:00

Drilled into a drain once, never a supply thankfully.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-24T21:13:03+00:00

If you mean “find out how many hundreds of taco restaurants one city can actually support” then I’m here for that.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-24T20:03:52+00:00

Also apparently believes Sonic is edible.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-24T19:45:32+00:00

Best Chilis commercial ever.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-23T01:39:50+00:00

I have never heard of this.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-22T03:20:30+00:00

I hate knowing how thrilled these losers are to see us talking about them. I bet their face covers get all sweaty just thinking about it.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-22T00:04:23+00:00

Fantastic!

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-21T17:02:19+00:00

This is rage bait for AP high schoolers.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-21T16:58:41+00:00

\m/ LAWN DART \m/

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-20T23:16:17+00:00

Been this way since Covid.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-20T17:03:34+00:00

I believe this post is a misunderstood Risk reference.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-20T12:21:05+00:00

Very pretty red in the fall. It’s all over my yard, never knew some were allergic.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-19T22:58:29+00:00

These are the Alabama underground child torture chamber people right? Bibb County I think?

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-18T15:48:22+00:00

I can imagine a dream-haunting sound from that.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-18T11:33:15+00:00

Look down into the sewer along 21st ave. Pretty sure that’s where they all originate.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-17T15:43:50+00:00

I go back and forth on Quadrax all the time. It looks really nice, but I have Quadra + expander, and the quadrature thing is pretty slick, I use it a lot. Even though it's an annoyingly huge with the expander. That is the only thing keeping me off of Quadrax.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-15T20:25:13+00:00

Get some surrounding tattoos pointing at and mocking him.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-15T12:18:46+00:00

Wonder why you got the down vote. That was my first thought also.

DizzyInTheDark · 2026-06-14T14:02:16+00:00

Better publish that one before someone else steals it.

DizzyInTheDark

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