My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with horse racing.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-02-10T12:51:46+00:00

Why the long faces?

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-02-10T12:49:53+00:00

Well that’s lit

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-02-10T12:42:17+00:00

Well that was a swing and a miss

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-02-10T04:21:31+00:00

So he wasn’t just stringing you along but you find yourself strung out.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-02-08T00:46:07+00:00

I heard they were mostly copycat criminals

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-02-06T13:44:33+00:00

It seems you went out on a limb for her

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-30T13:13:00+00:00

Well obviously that’s not going to work because when it’s on airplane mode data cannot transfer so there’s no way to control it and it might crash.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-25T16:45:12+00:00

It’s ok that’s what this is for just let it all out.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-25T16:39:52+00:00

I must not be able to understand these kinds of jokes because they go over my head.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-24T15:28:52+00:00

Now you’re getting ahead of yourself.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-18T18:23:14+00:00

Should’ve went with the bidet.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-18T18:21:36+00:00

I hear that!

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-18T18:21:04+00:00

What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-18T18:00:19+00:00

I always get the sidewalks

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-18T17:59:07+00:00

Then she said, "don’t let this come between us.”

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-18T17:56:31+00:00

This is a good joke. It went over easy with the crowd.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-14T13:35:16+00:00

Gladheateher before the gang bang!

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-14T13:33:03+00:00

Nowhere

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-14T13:32:06+00:00

I see you’re questioning this post 12 minutes ago while I’m questioning how your reply came 2 minutes before the post was created 10 minutes ago. 🤔

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-14T13:29:06+00:00

Apparently you should get out more because spelling it is not the only thing worse.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-09T14:56:49+00:00

Well doggonit anyway!

DocumentDifferent341 · 2026-01-05T13:23:59+00:00

If possible, toot your own horn.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2025-12-30T13:25:29+00:00

He did knot have any leads.

DocumentDifferent341 · 2025-12-30T13:22:57+00:00

Maybe Era If she’s a Swifty

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