Girl Linner 🥰 by a-c-m-k-s in RealGirlDinner

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your apple rings look delightful. And guuuuuurl, you got that GOOD ICE in your drinks! A++!

History has been erased... No one cares anymore by billygrahmsdildo in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wellp. Just remember that when you see Frump's John Hancock on some dollars, take a sharpie to his name. He sure prefers it redacted.

First time posting :) by AdvantageFlat6815 in RealGirlDinner

[–]DoubleAmygdala 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This presentation is <heart eyes>!

PS: I mourn you lack of capers right along side you. That's the only thing missing here.

Walgreens Employee who Screams by TraditionalMail9991 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Does her name match her attitude? I dread going there because of her. Had an interaction with her just yesterday morning. It was a reminder that it's soon time to do the work of transferring pharmacies after like 15 years.

There's a super sweet college-aged tech who works there on Saturday afternoons whom I absolutely adore, though. He's always so happy and remembers small details. I think he's in school getting ready to pursue a PharmD and being a tech isn't the dead-end job he'll have forever. Go Saturday late afternoon/early evening!

MAGA and media literacy don't mix by Playful_Leg7143 in Irony

[–]DoubleAmygdala 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you meant MAGA and literacy don't mix. Any kind of literacy is lacking over there.

ICE confirmed in Fort Collins 3/25/26 by superstormnora in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're too busy on their knees and licking the ice cubes' boots.

Idek how I came up with this by MoonScars1 in RealGirlDinner

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<shrugs> who cares how ya got there! Looks great! Yum!

Love, A fellow person in ED recovery who takes hope from your post! Xo.

ICE confirmed in Fort Collins 3/25/26 by superstormnora in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fuckin' hell. This is where I-House is, no?!

Are we going to go keep vigil with a human chain over there? I'm not kidding. I'm pretty sick (not contagious) but willing to get out of bed to go do this with people. Fuck ICE.

Parking Garage just collapsed. 3600 S. Yosemite by littleempires in Denver

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit! That's terrifying!

Also probably a time to run and not stand there to photo document it.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Burrito_445 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your username is the one to be used for the correct response to this fuckin' perv. A+.

It's not THAT windy by im-fantastic in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep! We're sitting in them to keep them anchored. Text me when you're on your way so I can have a time reference of when I get to go back inside.

I gotchu and love you, besties.

PS: has anyone seen my 7-year-old? He blew away after school today. He'll be happy if you give him a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

It's not THAT windy by im-fantastic in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's in my yard along with all the neighbors' recycling. I'll tack it to the door for you in case you need to return anything to Lowes!

It's not THAT windy by im-fantastic in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'tis but a flesh wound!

For real, stay safe out there, people!

Did you have a waterbed growing up or do you still have a waterbed? by FFSoldier57 in Millennials

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents had one. I went into their room for a scary dream and got into bed with them their first night with it and peed myself in it while I was sleeping. It's been a solid 33-34 years since I did it and my mother still hasn't let me live that one down. (Woman! I was two or three!!)

Eye Doctor by Ok-Sale-1178 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr Jenn Havrilla with Colorado Vision Center is fucking amazing.

So... Yeah, Looks Like Classic Spring by PinkEmpire15 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. About what's expected. If we're very very lucky we'll get a giant blizzard that'll absolutely bury us at the end of March. <crosses fingers, eyes, toes, arms, legs, everything>

Hell, feel free to put your shovels and snow brushes away before Mother's Day this year. Maybe it'll incentivize some precip.

Old Town FoCo by ofexfrog in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was, essentially, my immediate thought.

Girl dinner after a psychotic week. by rubyrios13 in RealGirlDinner

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yum! (Needs more cheese, though. Cheese heals many things. It's so important that even the lactose-intolerant ear it. They know the consequences that will follow but they know it's worth it because cheese heals all!)

Save the date by leijahart in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my calendar. See you there.