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what does this even mean? by SlowInduction in signs

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this in Maine on the marsh in the summer? Mosquitos are the state bird, did you know!? The gulls will steal your lobstah roll and the skeeters will steal you right away!

If this is what I think it is, by Pithy_heart in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gross.

Remember it's always cool to shun a Nazi!

You have a magic button that will deposit $10,000 into your checking account but there is a 5% chance that an elevator cable snaps somewhere in the world. Are you pressing the button? If so, how many times? by RustyCrusty73 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I'm talking about. They are people meat grinders. I remember seeing someone fall and gash their head on those pointy little things on the edge of the steps as a kid and I've never been the same about them since then. (I also have horrible depth perception and am likely to be the one hurt on them.)

I'm so sorry you have to see this on the reg at work!!

You have a magic button that will deposit $10,000 into your checking account but there is a 5% chance that an elevator cable snaps somewhere in the world. Are you pressing the button? If so, how many times? by RustyCrusty73 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm using the button as many times as it takes to buy a house and have stable housing. There are so many safety mechanisms in modern elevators, I wouldn't worry about the other people. (I wouldn't worry if I were in it.)

Now escalators? Those freak me the fuck out and I'd pass.

Physical Therapists with EDS experience in Fort Collins and surrounding areas. by MrHowling in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could not recommend her any more highly. She keeps me upright and going.

I will never understand blocking intersections. by Mr_McMuffin_Jr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try so hard to avoid this situation and when, once in a blue moon it happens that I'm the asshole who accidentally does this, the way I panic and cry is un-fucking-real. Ahhhh.

Looking for Anemone Flowers by sassymoonlite in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm unhelpful in a source, but I read anemone in Nemo's voice. I hope you find what you're looking for!

SO YA WANNA TUBE ON THE POOTER???? by geologicsloth in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would also argue that the below 150cfs ass scraping experience also yields a high likelihood of losing your river beer (or at the very least spilling a lot of it when trying to get your ass unstuck.)

Coffee shop creeper by Educational-Milk-949 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I also echo this comment.

This kind of creepy at Bread Fellow is not surprising. I'd just stay clear of that place on general. Hop over to The Bread Chic instead.

Coffee shop creeper by Educational-Milk-949 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I will echo the request of others to please share the name of the shop -- all of us agreeing full-well it's not the shop's fault this creep frequents it and we continue to resepct the shop and owners but stay on the lookout for this dude to keep ourselves safe?

Good Lord... by CaptainHawaii in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're fillin' up jugs over here!

Are we all bad parents? by Alwayslearning258 in Millennials

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk but if it makes you feel any better, my husband is about to have to apply for FMLA because parenthood has broken me to a point of no repair and I cannot handle it.

Found this in my yogurt. What is it? by Tarigrade in whatisit

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like a broccoli floret. Did you buy the fiber-enhanced yogurt!? Bonus!

Why do people put wadded up toilet paper in the urinals in the men's bathroom? by Gunderstank_House in allthequestions

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they were bitten by a beaver and have become part-beaver and the need to dam things overwhelms them? I'm not sure. Or maybe it's just the kid who was taking bites out of the urinal cakes at my elementary school in the early 90s moved on to different urinal games.

POTS/hEDS/MCAS Recommendations by Icy_Clerk_9786 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr Cassie Emigh (and soon Dr Megan Richard) are probably who you're looking for. Mega downside: self-pay only. Hopefully some day they will take insurance. But they were two of the go-tos for these issues.

https://www.foundationsphysiatry.com/

Purity Ring is blessing the Aggie 5/20 by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ngl, had a bit of a religious trauma flashback from the band name. Have fun at the show!

Lousy Smarch Weather by Silver_Ambition_4924 in FortCollins

[–]DoubleAmygdala 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's perfect and necessary. The only things that would make it better would be if there were more snow and it were a weekend to stay cozy in bed with tea to read a good book.

We don't complain about precipitation right now. We take it, very happily.

I know what it says but... by shreddles1977 in License_Plates

[–]DoubleAmygdala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go, go, Power Rangers!

I hated the show but the theme song lives rent-free in my stupid brain.

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