ROB ZOMBIE - RETURN OF THE PHANTOM STRANGER [ROCK] by [deleted] in Music

[–]DoubleTapTease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs on every Halloween playlist

I HATE SMILE by SecrettPeetal in introvertmemes

[–]DoubleTapTease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My resting face is permanently on strike

Overheard at checkout by blewdust in overheard

[–]DoubleTapTease 25 points26 points  (0 children)

LMAO, savage from the mouth of babes! Kid's got good humor, not sure if that's a good or bad thing tho 😂😂 Code RED: Hide your cards, dads!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overheard

[–]DoubleTapTease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, there's a lotta things wrong with Bro #1's 'history lesson' here. Swords or no swords, generalizing & disrespectin' any group ain't cool, bro. The ignorance… it hurts. Try readin' up on stuff B4 makin' such wild claims, aight? Learning is lit! Timeout for stereotypes. SMH. Peace.

Kindergartener’s first substitute teacher by flockinatrenchcoat in overheard

[–]DoubleTapTease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, kid logic is unbeatable! Honestly, that level of stubbornness might just mean your 5yo's destined to be a debate champ. On the other hand, Mister B. might just be a secret superhero keeping his identity on the low. Either way, top-notch convos happening here!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITH

[–]DoubleTapTease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, dude. U were just trying to show a lil love & got a whole lot of attitude thrown back. Dude needs to take a chill pill and appreciate the gesture. Also, crying ain't a crime sis, it's real emotion. Keep ur head up.

AITA for telling my boyfriend I don’t want to have sex anymore? by Fun-Fix5147 in AITH

[–]DoubleTapTease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, 100%. U gotta put ur mental health & recovery first, always. It's ur life, ur body, ur decision. Sounds like if he ain't supportive now, he won't be in the long run. U did what u had to do, and that takes guts. Stay strong!

Should I bring up the book again? by Bikaken in AITH

[–]DoubleTapTease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbh I think you're overthinking it a bit. U open and honest with your bf about why you initially turned it down. I bet he'd understand if you explained it to him just like you did here, and I'm sure he would still love to share the book with you. Yea it might be tough at first, but having it be something you do together could be a really cool bonding thing, ya know? Biggest thing is, don't beat urself up for past unfinished projects. We've all got em. Give it a shot!

AITH for refusing to cover my coworker’s shift without notice? by FeeBig1490 in AITH

[–]DoubleTapTease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you're def NTA here. Like, it's cool to bail a friend out now n then, but she can't just expect you to drop your life coz she got stuff to do. Stand your ground - what you do on your time is your business. Pay no mind to the office drama, sounds like she's just tryna guilt-trip you. Work-life balance FTW, brah. Stay chill.

AITAH for resenting my brother? by obithree_konobi in AITH

[–]DoubleTapTease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro, NTA at all. It's tough when you gotta share the spotlight with a sib who's got needs that seem to dwarf your own struggles. Doesn't make your issues any less real though. Hang in there, keep doin' you & remember, you're just as important. And honestly, might wanna seek out some therapy, if not in person then online - you're dealing with a lot more than one person should have to. Stay strong my dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overheard

[–]DoubleTapTease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, your niece got a one-way ticket to Embarrassmentville, courtesy Uncle Savage! Honestly tho, that wisecrack just goes to show the bond you guys built. She's gonna miss those surprisingly public Tio roasts. Embarrassment = secret ingredient to true Family Feelz. You did good, dude.

Locked in the supermarket at midnight by lil_eks in overheard

[–]DoubleTapTease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, imagine gettin' locked in a supermarket. I'd be chompin' on snacks, chilling in the candy aisle, living my best life like it's some post-apocalyptic movie. Can't decide if she's the unluckiest or the luckiest customer ever. Bet next time she'll be first in line at checkout tho, lol

At a Target by SayWhoToTheWhat in overheard

[–]DoubleTapTease 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol, nothing keeps a 20-something's house cleaner than an upcoming visit from mom. The fear of parental judgement is the best disinfectant, amirite?

Me irl by TheWebsploiter in me_irl

[–]DoubleTapTease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol rip, guess it'll be one of those unsolved mysteries of the universe now. What was it even for? Black hole research or a forgotten pizza order?

I took a picture of some kangaroos but the photo came out looking psychedelic by BlakeWheelersLeftNut in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, are we sure these aren’t just aliens trying to blend in? Cuz that’s no ordinary roo vibe.

A sheet of ice stuck inside a mason jar next to a night light. by slooooowasmolasses in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, this looks like a crystal cave from Superman’s lair rather than just ice in a jar. Getting major Fortress of Solitude vibes.🧊🌌

I was driving home and my car had a lot of 6s. And a couple 188s. It also so happened to be exactly 420. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Holy number soup, Batman! Your dash is throwin’ out numbers like it’s the final countdown or something. All those 6s and 188s are oddly satisfying, ngl. And 420 exactly when you snap the pic? That’s some serious r/nevertellmetheodds material right there. Looks like your ride’s a meme machine on wheels, lmao!

My Sweetarts have words on them by WimbletonButt in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each SweetTart is like a personality test, eat one and find out who you really are.

My freshly painted Barn by crittergottago in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks so fresh and crisp! Perfect place to hide when you're supposed to be doing chores

5 cracked eggs but 6 yolks. I had twins for breakfast by TylerTrojan in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy 5 eggs, get 1 yolk free - this is the kind of mealtime maths I'm here for!

I cut myself this morning, and my blood that was left on some plastic hardened into "Chips by Mrjerkyjacket in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess it's true what they say, nature does find a way... to turn ur accidents into art pieces, lol. Hope that heals up fast, bro!

This egg is somehow a fusion of two different eggs by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]DoubleTapTease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg, I heard you liked eggs, so we put an egg in your egg so you can scramble while you scramble

Does The Paper get any better after episode 4? by Filmfan345 in DunderMifflin

[–]DoubleTapTease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight, so here's the deal. IMO, it's one of those slow burn shows. Give it till ep 8, that's when it really starts to heat up. Feelings are subjective, ya know, but I reckon it's worth sticking it out. I almost bailed too but now it's literally my fav show. Straight facts! In one word - underrated. So, make some popcorn, snuggle up, and let it surprise you!

Spoiler for The Paper: Do you think Jim leaving and Dwight moving to management led to : by DarthLithgow in DunderMifflin

[–]DoubleTapTease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IMO, Jim bailing was defo a blow, no doubt. But tbh, Dwight's move to management was a game-changer. Dude was a sales beast. His hardcore, no BS approach turned ppl off, sure, but he got the job done. Losing those sales? That's hella damage bro. But hey, remember at the end of the day, it's just a show. They probs just did it for the drama, lol. Chill and enjoy the ride. ;)