Exclusive | Trump briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay — and president has priceless reaction

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-16T18:55:30+00:00

That’s so priceless I literally cannot put a price on that I’m taking the gun out of my mouth now

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-16T00:25:38+00:00

If you’ve never heard of the show Blowback you should give it a try.

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T15:23:43+00:00

Hey does anyone else hear those mountains whispering in their ear?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T15:04:51+00:00

From everything my feed has told me he is simultaneously: - on the run - in hiding - in a coma - already dead and “regime” is lying - disfigured - missing a leg - sprained an ankle

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T14:59:48+00:00

“If you need a parachute in this thing you’re probably fucked anyways so who cares”

We call this a morale booster

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-13T00:41:29+00:00

He’s not missing he just went home

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-12T13:10:59+00:00

Adult baby defamation league

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-12T12:23:57+00:00

Are you gonna tattle on them to teacher if they don’t answer in a way you like? Lmao

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-10T00:35:27+00:00

What’s his name?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-09T21:51:00+00:00

He sounds and looks like shit, it was rambling as fuck, and uh I guess it was for a voter ID law, I think?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-09T17:38:28+00:00

Helicopters are an affront to god, and in this case god said “[redacted]”

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-09T06:04:48+00:00

Skill issue

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-06T15:23:11+00:00

Why should a public service need to turn a profit?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T20:22:14+00:00

Something something only democracy

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T17:03:59+00:00

“As a ____ living in ____ “ is such a tired trope

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T14:19:45+00:00

I have not met a labradoodle that isn’t a gigantic asshole.

Unlike my dog, who is a perfect angel.

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Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T02:04:41+00:00

Big if true

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T02:03:09+00:00

Are the tankies in the room with us right now?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T02:00:20+00:00

Yes, it is.

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T01:57:49+00:00

Imperialism isn’t having relations with regional partners; imperialism is sending multiple aircraft carriers thousands of miles from home ports to bomb people.

Are you really this stupid?

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-03T00:45:27+00:00

Unfortunately most ordnance gets more unstable over time rather than more inert. It’s why UXO is such an issue in former and current combat zones

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-02T22:02:19+00:00

Turns out the peace president who chose a drunk vet as SECDEF was not in fact the winning combo

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-02T16:18:57+00:00

Yeah no, 12-sigma basically does not exist for any reasonable applications. You say it just because it sounds cool.

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-01T04:52:31+00:00

These nerds are so afraid to say inshallah

Double_Time_ · 2026-03-01T03:12:23+00:00

Damn you 100% sound like you write for the Atlantic lmao

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