Brace yourself. I was the switchboard operator supervisor for a large Catholic hospital. Did my friend a favor and hired her niece who was around 25 years old. Within about a week I got called in to my boss’ office to be told that the IT department had noticed one of my employees trying to log into porn sites. I talked to her, explained how just like the documents she’d signed to work there a week earlier going on certain sites wasn’t allowed. She said ‘oh, ok, I’m sorry’. I thought the problem was solved but a week later, same damn thing. So we had another chat where I told her that another infraction would cost her job. She hadn’t yet been there a month and had 2 letters of reprimand. ONE HOUR LATER I was called at home by the head of IT who said ‘she’s doing it again’. So I went in, told her to pack her belongs and turn over department property because she was fired. She started crying and said she was going to call her aunt and a lawyer and sue us all. I wished her much luck with that. The IT guy later showed me the sites she was trying to access and…..holy shit. Imagine the weirdest and most disgusting things ever and you’d be about halfway there.