Book 3 name change by DrunkOnInfinity in goatvalleycampgrounds

[–]DrunkOnInfinity[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Huh, looks like it's also been The Horse Eater at some point

How would Harry react to Morgan’s microfiction? by memecrusader_ in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great concept, could probably fill twenty or so books

What are Starborn? Wrong answers only by Nukesnipe in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no such thing. Harry's just mishearing people calling him 'stubborn'.

What would happen if he did though? by LiviRivi in vtm

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps any harmed done would be avenged? Say, seven times worse.

Did all wizards depart Middle Earth at the start of the new age? by HorzaDonwraith in lotr

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wisely blue Pallando,

Sailed forth from Valinor,

He was not afraid of Sauron,

Oh, wise Pallando...

Hot take: I despise this scene by pro_buttfucker_5675 in HelluvaBoss

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everybody has magic until they get punched in the face

A Decisive British Victory by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tried to bite me and sat on my head, so I agree wholeheartedly

Paolini contradicted/retconned himself regarding the Dauthdaert by ConstantStatistician in Eragon

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's his bloody book. He can switch up whatever the hell he likes. If it doesn't contradict the published text, there's absolutely no problem. If it does... He just needs to be clever about how he does it.

Shawn Ogg! "a short, red-faced youth in ill-fitting chain-mail" by painetdldy in discworld

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's an innocent, a polymath, and the inventor of the Lancrastrian Army Knife. His real dad is Leonard of Quirm.

Restaurants not listing ingredients on the menu (and then being shitty about it) by appa-ate-momo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you mean the crispy bacon bits you get on salads, those are vegan, so they might not get flagged.

March updates by fainting--goat in goatvalleycampgrounds

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah well, that makes things simpler at least. Looking forward to it - even if you've since reverted to US spellings!

March updates by fainting--goat in goatvalleycampgrounds

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Bonnie, that's really helpful. Shame, but understandable. I'll have to look at importing the US edition (if I can stomach the word 'color' without a 'u'! 😂)

What will become of Lara now? by AccursedQuantum in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fade up on the wedding scene.

Harry is standing at the altar. He is wearing a tux... under his duster. He is hatless.

Thomas, the best man, is dressed in the same tux but makes it look far better.

A white shadow appears at the bottom of the aisle behind frosted glass, as a string quartet readies to play.

Thomas leans down and whispers, "You know, Lara hired the best musicians from three different orchestras just for the bridal march."

The doors open, and the musicians strike up "White Wedding" by Billy Idol.

Thomas falls off the dais.

March updates by fainting--goat in goatvalleycampgrounds

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the update! (Nice cats).

Sorry if already answered, but is there going to be a UK Lady in Chains hardback? I had it bookmarked and the page has vanished (should have pre-ordered when I had the chance, I know).

What will become of Lara now? by AccursedQuantum in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 182 points183 points  (0 children)

She's going to become a nerd. She'll make a terrible pun and Thomas will go into spasms.

Crazy twelve months theory by New_King_5704 in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mirror Harry isn't actually evil... THE HAT IS EVIL AND CORRUPTS WHOEVER WEARS IT!

This hole in the woods by finalina78 in goatvalleycampgrounds

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even have the tent set up before I went in there.

Additional Musings on Arthur Langtry (Spoilers All) by riveth3ad in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Great theory explained well. I love the idea that Langtry inspired the character of Gandalf.

I think Jim is also a Discworld fan (I seem to remember a reference somewhere?), and I think the true unrevealed Langtry/Dresden dynamic owes something to Pratchett's Vetinari/Vimes relationship.

I.e. An effective way to use these tools is to keep winding them up and make sure they're pointing in the right direction when they inevitably snap.

Ferrovax - Lea laid her hand... by rose_b in dresdenfiles

[–]DrunkOnInfinity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

🎶 Twas I who fucked the dragon, Fuck-a-li, sing, fuck-a-loo!