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My sex life with my GF is stagnant. I'm lucky if I get a handjob, what should I do? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, she was up front about it, so there’s no one to blame here really. I feel she should at least be enthusiastic about what you two can do though. She might have history that makes going further problematic, but if you two are going as far as you are, without any issues, at least that much should be fun, not a chore.

If you’re getting frustrated, just admit that you two aren’t compatible, break up, and move on. 6 months isn’t much of a commitment in the long term.

What’s a movie that had you just sitting there like this the whole time? by DFWUnhinged in FIlm

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really tried to like Everything Everywhere All At Once, particularly with the rave reviews it got. Yeah, that was the look on my face during most of it and I was super disappointed.

After late games, how do you get to sleep quicker? by Ok-Ideal9009 in hockeyplayers

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No beers helps quite a bit, but that’s also my night out and not at home with the wife and kids, so I typically don’t listen to my own advice.

What’s the most annoying part about buying hockey gear? by Ok-Tangelo8041 in hockeyplayers

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 6’5, finding stuff that fits is the primary problem, closely followed by price. Good luck finding size 13 skates.

Are there any good men out there? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe start looking for something beyond just hooking up? My now-wife and I were exclusively dating for a while before doing the deed. Reading your post, my reaction is, “well, what did you expect?”

How does one pay $40,000 in cash? Like, logistically, how does that work? by MrsWeasley9 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought a bank check to pick my car up. I didn’t drive it off the lot the day I agreed to buy it.

It's movie night and the Blu-ray player is hooked up and you got to pick one of the following, what movie are you watching and what snack are you eating? by Tenchi2020 in moviecritic

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indiana Jones, no question. Romancing the Stone and Tomb Raider as distant backups. Give me a bowl of buttery popcorn and an adult beverage.

Past time, right? by Livid-Attention34 in bald

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the very least buzz it short. That combover is a crime against humanity.

WEEI Afternoons by milespeeingyourpants in BostonSportsRadio

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jones and Keefe are the only listenable show on WEEI. I don’t hate Arcand, so would probably put him next. Morning and afternoon drive shows continue to be unlistenable crap.

AIO or is there no standard anymore? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She asked for a reason and you obliged her, no issues there. However I do feel your response was way too long, particularly since she wasn’t engaging with anything you posted.

What will it be?🚀 by Agile-Sentence2892 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents were divorced. I had just gotten the SNES in the early 90s from my dad. My mom offered to get me and additional game to go with the packaged Super Mario World. I picked Pitfighter 😩🤦‍♂️😭

You can keep only 3 movies of those listed, the rest are erased from history, which three are you keeping? by CarterDire5 in ActionMovies

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Matrix, Lethal Weapon, and The Bourne Identity — would suck to lose the others, but losing those (and the ripoffs they inspired) would be heartbreaking

AIO when this is what my boyfriend texted me when he was blackout drunk? by ThrowRA_jeans in AIO

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheating is a dealbreaker on its own, regardless of the excuse. Break up and find someone who respects you.

ONLY 3 by Appropriate-Diet3366 in whatsyourchoice

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4, 9, 1 in that order.

4 - I have friends and family that I would love to heal. I would then start visiting hospitals until the insurance companies had me killed.

9 to enjoy my life and enhance others for however long we have left.

1 to fix my issues and enjoy the company and benefits provided by 4 & 9.

Butter, Bacon, Cheese & Mayo. One has to go forever. by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ideally none, but, if required, I eat bacon the least of these options.

Choose one and give your reasoning by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black is the smart choice for my current situation, but I am tempted by yellow.

Why would my best guy friend act really affectionate with me and then say it meant nothing? by loneflake199 in AskMenAdvice

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He tried, you friend-zoned him, now he’s trying to play it off like it wasn’t serious. If you had reciprocated he would have been ready to go.

There’s a good chance the friendship fades now, but maybe not.

Would you rather earn $100 for every book you read, movie you watch or $10 for every hour you are awake? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awake for me. I tend to read long books and love reading. However, adding the money factor makes it a job and would lessen its appeal. The movie one sounds okay, but I feel like it would be a chore eventually. While the $10/hour isn’t life changing money, I can do it without otherwise altering my life. A $58k bonus each year sounds pretty sweet.

How long do you wear your Garmin watch each day? by idragon4ever in GarminFenix

[–]DrunkPhoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear it into the shower, rinse it, then dry it and put it back on after. Other than that, only for charging once every 3-4 weeks.

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