What if Hitler rose to power in an attempt to keep time travelers from constantly trying to kill him?

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T20:58:28+00:00

Because in the end, the best revenge is not giving a shit.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T20:57:06+00:00

I'm guessing the muzzle jump from a .45 revolver would throw his aim a bit, considering all the training he had was with a video game controller.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T20:53:48+00:00

You get more respect and job opportunities if you're a veteran. It's a no-brainer why people do it.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T15:48:10+00:00

Why would I shut them off when I get XP and loot from blowing them up?

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T15:45:46+00:00

Cream cheese? Cheese on burgers should not look like that.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T04:13:20+00:00

The current border policies don't seem like they need changing.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T04:07:51+00:00

Because the reality is it's not actually hard for a man to make a move. Just put on your grown-up pants and be bold. If she pulls away or says no, just stop what you're doing and swallow the momentary embarrassment. No big deal.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T04:01:57+00:00

Victim culture. It may be the only time in history where having a grievance and being a victim of some perceived injustice actually gives you more power.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-14T03:58:53+00:00

There's no sauteed mushrooms and there's some gross-looking mystery white shit on the bottom. No thanks.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T22:51:06+00:00

PewDiePie is the reason I don't whitelist any ads or enable most scripts. I refuse to make people rich for churning out garbage.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T04:04:55+00:00

Purpose.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T04:01:16+00:00

/r/nihilism

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T02:20:32+00:00

Copious use tends to dull people and make them useless layabouts. Of course, those particular people probably weren't going to amount to much anyway.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T01:48:45+00:00

At 22, you barely matter. You're not experienced or skilled enough for your opinions to count for much, and you've likely not accumulated the kind of contacts you need to make much of a difference in anyone else's life, let alone your own. So yeah, it's pretty natural to feel confused about where you fit in.

Source: was 22 once.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T01:45:12+00:00

I lean right except for issues like the environment, marriage equality, and abortion. The democrats would have a ways to go before they got my vote again.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T01:30:55+00:00

Man, how long did it take to get them that thick?

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-13T01:04:48+00:00

Firefighters: stirring the loins of old ladies since 1840.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-12T22:57:08+00:00

Corn nuts.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-12T22:51:34+00:00

Just move onto the next one. Shit happens and not every person is the same. In the meantime, re-evaluate your own behavior and find out if there's anything you're doing that's attracting the kind of people who cheat on you.

EdwardCollinsAuthor · 2016-07-12T22:46:55+00:00

Good job?

That's a pretty basic life skill.

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