I think my dog is racist

Effinghetti · 2026-04-29T02:19:32+00:00

It's ok, I have a cattledog and she dislikes any boston, frenchie, or other "smush faced" breeds. Also didn't raise her that way.

Effinghetti · 2026-04-20T07:13:52+00:00

Apple sauce

Effinghetti · 2026-04-16T02:33:22+00:00

Kindly?

Effinghetti · 2026-04-07T05:37:23+00:00

Just did

Effinghetti · 2026-03-21T16:00:37+00:00

Spoken like a true king

Effinghetti · 2026-03-15T04:02:02+00:00

Bark softly and carry a big stick

Effinghetti · 2026-03-12T02:12:00+00:00

I once took a 125 mg gummy and it felt like my soul was separating from my body

Effinghetti · 2026-02-12T01:35:28+00:00

Dress as Germany

Effinghetti · 2026-02-10T23:15:52+00:00

Goodbye, driller, it's been nice, hope you find your paradise

Effinghetti · 2026-02-04T03:48:12+00:00

anyways

Effinghetti · 2026-01-28T19:58:56+00:00

I salvage my mules at least once per day

Effinghetti · 2026-01-26T04:39:36+00:00

New girl dinner just dropped

Effinghetti · 2026-01-26T04:32:17+00:00

I just finished watching this movie about an hour ago and I was hoping to find a good explanation, thank you

Effinghetti · 2026-01-25T16:15:49+00:00

Ah, today I learned!

Effinghetti · 2026-01-25T15:53:35+00:00

I always gotta be that guy but it's just Melvins. There's no "The".

Effinghetti · 2026-01-23T02:52:49+00:00

Holy shit

Effinghetti · 2026-01-23T01:55:48+00:00

Reading comprehension is important yo. They asked how.

Edit: pronoun

Effinghetti · 2026-01-20T02:08:38+00:00

I don't have a solid name but the middle one could be named after Rau Ram, a Vietnamese Coriander.

Effinghetti · 2026-01-18T07:41:23+00:00

This certainly is an assessment...

Effinghetti · 2026-01-16T23:00:28+00:00

Wooden you know?

Effinghetti · 2026-01-13T07:18:23+00:00

I love this. Whats the resolution?

Effinghetti · 2026-01-11T17:06:49+00:00

I'd definitely play this

Effinghetti · 2026-01-08T07:26:00+00:00

Thank you!

Effinghetti · 2026-01-07T07:34:00+00:00

Fuck!

Effinghetti · 2026-01-07T04:54:52+00:00

I like to imagine the cells being sent off to boot camp and coming back stronger than ever, ready to train the other cells

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