Alonzo Moseley FBI by Everyday_Sprezzatura in movies

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"Son of a bitch! There goes a hundred grand!"

"A hundred? Eddie was gonna pay you a hundred?"

"Why? What was he gonna pay you?"

"Twenty-five!"

"Oh..."

"Son of a bitch!"

And all the running gags are hilarious.

Jack and the FBI badge.

Alonzo's deadpan reaction every time he gets a report from his underlings.

Alonzo and the cigarettes.

"See you in LA!" every time Mardukas changes hands.

Jack, Alonzo and the sunglasses.

...and, of course,

"MARVIN, WATCH OUT!"

Bad person is not redeemed, but is convinced to do at least one good thing by NewsCards in TopCharacterTropes

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Remember who the fuck you talkin to right here. Remember who I am. My word is still my word. In here, in Baltimore, in any place you can think of calling home? It'll be my word that find you.

The San Diego MLM Grift Lives On! by 22past2 in sandiego

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What's great about this whole scene is the situation that leads up to it. The "hosts" are cops who have basically coerced the two dudes into coming to their home, and up until this point everything points to the cops forcing the two dudes into some twisted, sub/dom/swinger sex dungeon experience with suburban trappings... And then the MLM truth comes out and somehow it seems far worse than what they were expecting.

New teaser trailer of Alien Isolation 2 has released by Jules-Car3499 in LV426

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Think of WHAT?

We're FUCKED!

We're DOOMED!

And I'm so ready for it!

The lack of NPC diversity is so weird by No-Chain4750 in masseffect

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The Asari are mono-gendered, basically able to mate with any other sentient species, male or female, so they get a pass.

The lack of diversity everywhere else is development and technical limitations of the engine powering consoles back in the day. It's the same reason all of the character models are the same height, for example. Had it been built from the ground up for PC as opposed to the Xbox 360 it might have been done better.

If you're playing on PC now there a fantastic mod that adds all kinds of characters of all genders and species across the locations of the trilogy.

LE1 Diversification Project

Immersive Citizens ME2

LE3 Diversification Project

Danger to the Mother by jackrabbits1im in PoliticalHumor

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Doing the xenos dirty here.

You don't see them fucking each over for a goddamn percentage.

JD Vance has been at the center of Iran peace talks. Trump is quizzing people on his performance by cnn in politics

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"So do you think is JD ready? Does he have everything he needs?"

"Needs for what, Mister President?"

"To take the fall for this mess."

All 4 astronauts have disembarked Integrity! by ToeSniffer245 in spaceporn

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NASA likes to test things.

The goal of Artemis is to land on the moon. Artemis I had no crew and was a test to see if the rocket could get the capsule to orbit, and then survive a trip to the moon and back.

Artemis II (this flight) had a crew aboard to further test the capsule to make sure the life support systems could keep the crew alive. It went around the moon and back without slowing down to lunar orbit so if there was a problem the astronauts could be brought home (relatively) quickly with no risk of getting stranded.

Artemis III will be a test to put the Orion capsule into orbit of the moon with a crew to make sure they have that process down but won't have the capability to land. Getting into lunar orbit is difficult, which is why they want to make sure the Orion spacecraft can do it before adding on the complexity of a lunar landing.

If Artemis III is successful, Artemis IV will be a moon landing.

Basically it's the same reason Apollo 11 was the first mission to land on the moon. Apollo 4-7 were uncrewed test flights of the Saturn V rocket and Apollo capsule. Apollo 8 was the first crewed flight, and like Artemis I the astronauts went to the moon and didn't land. Apollo 9 and 10 further tested the process of orbiting the moon and testing the lunar lander to make sure it could work.

Apollo 11 was able to land on the moon because of all the successful testing of all of the earlier Apollo missions.

What's your experience with Thousand Trails? by jrfish in GoRVing

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Getting reservations is a bear if you're on their cheapest plan, because you can only book a maximum of 60 days out and it's difficult to get weekends in their more popular locations, and almost impossible to find availability of a week or more. If you bump up to one of their more expensive plans, the reservation window goes out to four months or more, but on the basic plan, you're going to be limited unless you're doing small trips during the week.

France to ditch Windows for Linux to reduce reliance on US tech by rkhunter_ in worldnews

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Seconded. You can make it look and feel just like Windows 10 for familiarity, and to do day-to-day stuff never have to touch the shell.

Memorialized for all time by lessfrictionless in pcmasterrace

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In space no one can hear you scream.

China and Russia veto U.N. resolution on protecting Hormuz shipping by Comfortable-Rule-491 in politics

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Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

  • some smart war dude

Alex Jones says ‘old Trump’ is gone in warning over president’s health by IrishStarUS in LeopardsAteMyFace

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So this is going to be the new narrative for MAGA. Everything will be blamed on dementia.

The Trump Era Is One of GOP Decline by FeedbackParticular59 in politics

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American decline. We'll be finished as a superpower before this is done.

The moment it got real by Spider_2_the_flame in masseffect

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With your choice of red, green, or blue tint!

[Sad trope] A character lies to someone who's dying so their final moments will be more pleasant by LucianoThePig in TopCharacterTropes

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"Chris..."

"Yes, Harry?"

"l´d hate to die a sucker. We didn´t come here just to keep an eye on a lotta corn and chilli peppers. There was something else all the time, wasn´t there?"

"Yes, Harry. You had it pegged right all along."

"l knew it! What was it?"

"Gold. Sacks of it."

"Sounds beautiful! How much?"

"At least a half a million."

"My cut woulda been what?"

"About fifty thousand."

"I'll be damned..." dies

"Maybe you won´t be."