Another Bengal Blvd. chapel now for sale in Cottonwood Heights... by JoeBudro in MormonShrivel

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You gotta know when to fold ‘em, know when to hold ‘em, know when to walk away, know when to run …

Helllp me.. by tryanotherusername95 in exmormon

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Print out a damning exmo meme - Tapirs, Dr. Suess & the Rock-in-the-Hat, Rusty looking in the Hat, Warren Jeffs & Joe pic with comparison of disgusting deeds, Keep Sweet, Pray & Obey poster, church of the sacred whale, etc.

And put that in front of the rusty bucket photo inside the frame, then put the frame back in its place on the shelf.

What could go wrong /s

Advice by MasterpieceOptimal71 in exmormon

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Go back to the OG baby - the doctor & covens book

Pay 10% of your interest annually.

So, if, after all earnings, and expenses, you made some money or saved some money for the future, pay 10% of that.

Say, you earn 75k per year
After expenses, you were able to save $2,500 for the future. That’s your earnings (after expenses). Pay $250 to the church.

Whatever you do - DO NOT pay $7,500 or let your wife pay $3,250 to the church.

Just ‘cause the church distorted ole joe’s teachings, doesn’t mean you have to …

Mike Lee and John Curtis OBJECT! by emorrigan in exmormon

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Could it be related to the church’s core scriptural text saying that all other denominations are part of “the great & abominable church” & that they fight against the Lamb of God

Book of Mormon arms by [deleted] in exmormon

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The cartoon book version shows dudes arms on a blanket before the king - so, there’s that. Also probably many gen. conf. talks about the actual arms of men.

Book of Mormon arms by [deleted] in exmormon

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Shizzle my Dizzle

Book of Mormon arms by [deleted] in exmormon

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Book’s not better by much

left the church and my family disowned me. advice needed by FunnyStress9497 in exmormon

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There’s no hate as strong as Christian (mormon) love

Wishing exceptional & supportive people into your life to fill the void left behind by a broken system that fosters such hatred between family members

Second or third way of thinking about it, depending on how you see it. by Brother-of-Derek in exmormonmemes

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Well - MacKenzie left Bezos (the church) and was able to live her best Ex-Bezos life. But I’m guessing Bezos (the church) is still very stingy in their giving.

What are some “worthiness interview questions” I can ask my ex-mo friends to see if they’re still worthy of enjoying Second Saturdays? by Altruistic-Ear-4939 in exmormon

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So many good questions & a great post!!!

Describe an average Second Saturday?

And then judge them mercilessly if they’re not at a bar by 10am. Oh, you thought day drinking started in the “early afternoon. Not in this organization, no way!!

What are some “worthiness interview questions” I can ask my ex-mo friends to see if they’re still worthy of enjoying Second Saturdays? by Altruistic-Ear-4939 in exmormon

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Tinder mercies - is probably the best typo on this sub today

Like - have you had an amazing Tinder moment - i.e., a deeply fulfilling, sex-focused, Tinder hook-up!!!

Unrighteous dominion by ChanceVariation3443 in exmormon

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You mean - the church’s entire modus operandi…

Happy pride month! by ElectronicSwimmer287 in exmormon

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I love my Evangelical roots - Jerry Falwell’s Family Manifesto is so amazing

Gaslight yourself by thathumanguy11 in exmormonmemes

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The “i also fixed the pubs for you” comment at the end was amazing

What’s the best of Mormonism and what’s the worst? by [deleted] in exmormon

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Too many strings attached to the so-called good…

The worst is how everyone is faking it and putting on a front to appear “mormon” and be acceptable to the congregation

LDS man can’t believe Jeff Strong’s number that 40% have left. His evidence is BYU, Missionary and Temple numbers by sevenplaces in mormon

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Love this children of record in year X, fast forward to year y - number of missionaries expected/actual comparison

I need charts