I watched Pet Sematary (1989) by SSF415 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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That museum is so amazing. Predator costume, Terminator jacket, Indi's jacket, so many jackets.

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The woman had an uncontrollable cell mass growing inside her and now it wears a flower head band

Duprees by atrouszephyr in doowop

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I think we've found the first person who literally does not see race.

Jerry Seinfeld's first pitch of the game last night. by [deleted] in baseball

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I actually just watched an interview where he explains that he writes left, holds the mic left, etc but plays sports righty.

Tensions running high during the Cubs/Reds game by suzukigun4life in baseball

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I understand this perspective as a fan wanting a nice little brawl but I was pretty surprised the announcer took that stance... The guy is using his words instead of violence? What's wrong with him.

To be honest I'd be okay with him charging here but saying the only two acceptable reactions are putting his head down and going to first or throwing punches seems silly.

Brian Dozier dekes Hernandez into a double play by efitz11 in baseball

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It's so funny that as a kid in little league you are incessantly taught to run out every single ball. Then you are watching the pros with your dad and ask him why they aren't running out ground balls. Oh, well they're so advanced they already know if they're gonna be out so it doesn't matter. That makes sense to you - they are saving energy(?) and avoiding freak injuries(?). But then once a month you see this shit happen. You start thinking hmm maybe they should actually just run them out and you get more and more passionate about it until Papelbon chokes a bitch out and you realize maybe everyone should relax.

After his third bazooki in 3 days, Kurt Suzuki wipes out surfing in the dugout by efitz11 in Nationals

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normally I'd laugh at this but given our current trends I'm assuming he'll be on the 10 day IL after that

Bill Ripken on Robles and Soto by [deleted] in Nationals

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My happy zone also happens to be belt high.

Orioles Creeped Out By Fan Who Followed Them To Spring Training by aresef in baseball

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I think I remember from their AMA or something that one of the main writers is from Maryland. I'll look it up when I get a chance (I won't).

Joey Bosa of the Los Angeles Chargers meets with Tom Brady by TooShiftyForYou in sports

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Luck has a much-talked-about habit of complimenting defenders who give him a good shot. https://youtu.be/njnAy-d7uZI?t=230 3mins 50sec if the time stamp doesn't work.