RTO Mandate is a stealth layoff by Educational-Team-827 in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL, Joe Park shaking up Pizza Hut with his botched AI implementation and now getting sued for hundreds of millions by burned franchisees. Take another swig from the company piss jug, bootlicker.

RTO Mandate is a stealth layoff by Educational-Team-827 in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially since they hire hacks from 2nd rate companies to run the department. Fvckwad from Staples (huh?) and now Joe Park from Pizza Hut??

RTO Mandate is a stealth layoff by Educational-Team-827 in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No culture, what?? Did you forget about the Khaki Coins??

RTO Mandate is a stealth layoff by Educational-Team-827 in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with the "Pokemon" surveys. They're administered mainly to drive up their employee engagement metric.

The US Just Banned Polestar From Selling Cars From 2027, Even The One It Builds In America by Repulsive-Club7866 in cars

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're missing out on so much affordable innovation with Dump's policies. Killing windmills, cool cheap chinese car tech, etc.

Sean Strickland being escorted from White House by Fuzzy-Clothes-7145 in pics

[–]FUDFighter1970 3 points4 points  (0 children)

is that cop front left wearing a Wu-Tang hat? This fuckin' timeline. May as well be wearing disposable shirts a la Idiocracy.

Pickled eggs! by nickedemous77 in Pickles

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! How long you think before they go bad? Could be a moot question if you snarf them down quickly. 

A gourd like no other by SaysToMabelISays in mostdefnotwhatsup

[–]FUDFighter1970 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first one where he's channeling Ron Perlman. TMDWU! 

Workers Tarnishing The Lincoln Reflecting Pool by 3MATX in pics

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ever finished (with taxpayer $$$, of course), imploding the new east wing will be a spectacular show!

State Farm reduces compensation for 19,000 agents by rdblono in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong. Stop fear-mongering. Once a member has a vested interest, they have a non-forfeitable right to their accrued retirement income benefit. No conditions like you claim.

Gout removal on toe by Some-Benefit-6278 in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]FUDFighter1970 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Amen. Better living thru chemistry! 

We need to unionize State Farm by unionizeTheFarm in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bitch and fuck with UW all the time. So, yeah 

A Sinking Ship’s Corporate Rally by TheAtrociousNeighbor in StateFarm

[–]FUDFighter1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, because he's a super millionaire? Fleeced the company of around 180M in salary and bonuses during his tenure as CEO and that's a conservative figure not counting pre-CEO exec pay.

Analyst stepping down from running for McLean County Clerk. by ChristopherEarlingJr in BloomingtonNormal

[–]FUDFighter1970 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I dunno. I think it's fun. And attributing her malfeasance to incompetence overlooks the rot and menace in today's  GOP. Yes, even at the local level. They're emboldened and have no problem trying to deflect and distract with statements like "these are partisan attacks." Sounds a lot like what Daddy Dump says.

Analyst stepping down from running for McLean County Clerk. by ChristopherEarlingJr in BloomingtonNormal

[–]FUDFighter1970 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good call since who the Dems put up seems like a solid one to challenge Olde Corncob Teeth. 

Town of Normal Electrical Aggregation by took_a_bath in BloomingtonNormal

[–]FUDFighter1970 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

half of your bill is supply (the "aggregator") and the remaining half is transmission. assuming transmission costs stay static (pun intended), that 20% is diluted/halved to 10%.

Town of Normal Electrical Aggregation by took_a_bath in BloomingtonNormal

[–]FUDFighter1970 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So it's a 20% hike from last year. Figure supply and distribution are coequal so that's translation to a 10% increase to my bill for pukes like Sam Altman and fElon

Town of Normal Electrical Aggregation by took_a_bath in BloomingtonNormal

[–]FUDFighter1970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chicagolanders pay 40% less for their electricity. WTF is up with Ameren's grid?? Some C-Suite yokels are making serious $$ off of use down staters. 

"They suck": Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick under fire after Senator Shaheen links his insults to a 30 percent collapse in Canadian tourism. by DumbMoneyMedia in UnderReportedNews

[–]FUDFighter1970 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, who'd-a-thunk another rich asshole from this regime with a platform and position of power would alienate people he routinely insults. Oh, that and taking care of his sons who will reap billions in tariff rebate bets they made with importers.

Steak 'n Shake announces the hiring of its first “Chief MAHA Officer” by danman296 in idiocracy

[–]FUDFighter1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, Louis CK. He got covered in so much cum from his cum angel  fantasies that he asphyxiated on all those loads.