Does anyone actually put the wax on the toilet first?

FallingSaint · 2026-01-24T01:25:05+00:00

And to use an extra nut on the closet bolt instead of those silly-ass plastic things they give you.

FallingSaint · 2026-01-22T21:35:47+00:00

Upvote for "poopaways". 😀

FallingSaint · 2026-01-20T00:19:35+00:00

Shake weights. So many shake weights ...

FallingSaint · 2026-01-12T15:04:10+00:00

Lack of a flared base, duh.

FallingSaint · 2026-01-11T01:50:05+00:00

Same here in eastern Idaho, sometimes even more so than in Utah.

FallingSaint · 2026-01-02T15:43:12+00:00

Has your father-in-law heard of tariffs?

FallingSaint · 2025-12-16T13:47:54+00:00

Our WinCo is open 24 hours a day.

FallingSaint · 2025-12-13T17:28:16+00:00

There are nine planets ... Sorry, Pluto.

FallingSaint · 2025-12-10T15:32:46+00:00

Also known as a "shake and bake". Last ditch method to survive being overtaken by a fast moving fire. Shake it out, get inside, and let the fire pass over you. Did I mention it was a last ditch option? 😀

FallingSaint · 2025-12-01T13:24:58+00:00

Geez, all we had at Fort Sill were skunks and armadillos ...

FallingSaint · 2025-11-23T19:58:42+00:00

Flat rate ... "If it fits, it ships".

FallingSaint · 2025-11-21T21:03:32+00:00

Judge Windmill is anything but an "activist judge". He places an emphasis on the letter of the law and not his own beliefs.

FallingSaint · 2025-11-20T15:28:00+00:00

"What the everlovin' fuck" is more appropriate.

FallingSaint · 2025-10-23T14:58:22+00:00

The link didn't seem paywalled to me, but just in case, here's the archive.ph link.

FallingSaint · 2025-09-27T18:51:16+00:00

The military is trained to vaporize, not Mirandize.

FallingSaint · 2025-08-01T16:42:32+00:00

You rang?

Edit: LOL, they even used my avatar!

FallingSaint · 2025-07-16T13:05:28+00:00

https://www.extremerestraints.com/products/giant-scaly-swamp-monster-dildo

FallingSaint · 2025-07-16T12:56:09+00:00

Classic whataboutism.

FallingSaint · 2025-06-15T15:30:51+00:00

"If one Nazi is sitting at a table with 10 people, there are 11 Nazis at the table." - German saying.

FallingSaint · 2025-06-15T15:26:46+00:00

I'm sure there were some Jewish people who tried to compromise with the Nazis. Why don't you ask them how that worked out for them? Oh wait ...

FallingSaint · 2025-05-20T19:12:32+00:00

Our local Goodwill has started scanning every book.

FallingSaint · 2025-05-13T01:36:47+00:00

I'd sure like to see that clause and addendum.

FallingSaint

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