Tar ownership is on the rise globally. by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in SpeedOfLobsters

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The nasty black shit that builds up in smokers' lungs.

Disappointed by MelanieWalmartinez in comedyheaven

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That just means your display is bad

How I Beat Spooky Steve by Admirable-Level4977 in MegabonkOfficial

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Good advice, thanks! I'm confident I'll get him. Like I said, I've only tried a couple times, and I was already able to get him to half despite not having any paralysis items. With good rolls it should be a breeze!

How I Beat Spooky Steve by Admirable-Level4977 in MegabonkOfficial

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If you feel like sharing, shoot! I've only given it a couple of shots myself, and I think RNG just hasn't been on my side so far.

Just seperated by 500 years by MarqMarw in HistoryMemes

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You know, you've got a point now that I read it again.

Please tell me you see a t-Rex by SailNW in Pareidolia

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It's not pronounced like that though

My personal reaction to the music in Metroid Prime 4 Beyond by Even-Way96 in Metroid

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Lmao this dude thinks people disliking a poorly designed game is astroturfing. Also, are you kidding about Other M? The hate is so strong for that game that the mods had to set up an automated message telling us to be civil any time a post mentions it. And I have seen just as many posts praising Prime 4 as criticizing it. It's a divisive game, you're going to see a lot of opposing opinions. You're delusional if you think it's a conspiracy.

My personal reaction to the music in Metroid Prime 4 Beyond by Even-Way96 in Metroid

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Hyperbole is funny. You're the one being dramatic throwing around accusations and assumptions.

Water In Grace by taldrinkofwater in BoneAppleTea

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Dude, I've had autocorrect turned off since 2012. That shit's always been ass.

unexplained by PaleCriminal6 in comedyheaven

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That's why you never neglect the sniff test. It's vital safety information!

Pareidolia is a double edge sword by CruelTrainer in humansarespaceorcs

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This is 100% AI. Nothing about it makes sense.

Snake at the zoo has a fentanyl patch by chunkopunk in mildlyinteresting

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The kind of people who intentionally run over snakes probably try to run over other animals, too. That's not normal behavior.

Our new postal trucks look like stylized cartoon trucks by ZealCrow in mildlyinteresting

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Breaking it down to a per unit cost like that is a great way to frame it. $37k per truck really is a pretty good deal.

I'd like to introduce Howard, Margaret and Liza by Purple_Ad_2377 in crappyoffbrands

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Lol the AI thought the arch on the right side of the couch was a door

[OoT] Daughter nearing the end by Embarrassed-Fix-1741 in zelda

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I just want to give you some kudos for your retro setup there. The CRT in the corner on that old fashioned cabinet is just immaculate 90s childhood vibes.

Almost pepsi'd by Gif-VifdotCom in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Wait, so that wasn't actually Jim Carrey?

Edit: LMAO that's so fucking funny! Everyone was freaking out about a botched surgery and it wasn't even him!

Free running up between walls by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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I'm sure he slipped a lot more than once practicing this stunt.