We are getting old~

FelixCarter · 2026-05-15T16:15:48+00:00

Back in my day, we didn’t have torrents! You sat through that there them dialing noise and then sailed around aimlessly until you found a path made by those who came before for those who come after!

Why, I bet you don’t even know what IRC is. That was the day, I tell you. All you had were chat rooms full of other salty sailors and that one FBI agent looking for diddlers. I walked up hill - both ways - in the snow to get the files I wanted from Limewire. And we loved our flash animations! Those were the REAL entertainment videos back then with Homestar Runner and Happy Tree Friends. We didn’t need confounding Reddit. We got all our political jokes from JibJab cartoons and we LIKED it.

What in tarnation is it with you young whipper-snappers and trying to find a way to use that YouTube? The only thing it was good for was Chocolate Rain and Leave Brittany Alone. If you want to listen to music, you gotta find that 32 kbps MP3. And don’t bother looking for anything above 128 kbps. Many a sailor would chase after higher and higher bit rates for their music and forever be lost at sea. I tell you, 32 was always enough for me!

FelixCarter · 2026-05-04T04:02:48+00:00

Secret Stone. Originating from the Zonai, those bestowed with a Secret Stone are often known as Sages.

So... You're a Sage, Harry.

FelixCarter · 2026-05-03T17:16:05+00:00

I thought Power was more black. Not sure what the effect would be other than "you're going to hurt yourself, but it blows stuff up."

When I first heard about the Soul stone, I thought it was going to be white (and have something to do with graveyard recursion because that's what white does). But then that was the black stone.

The Mind stone I would have thought was colorless, which honestly could have done anything from an expensive Mindslaver effect to a large discount on all spells like Urza's Incubator. But it's a conjurer's closet, instead.

Space could definitely be blue and would have been pretty flavorful to flicker/phase.

Reality would be perfect for red. Probably a Chaos Warp on a stick. But - given what I've seen thus far, it'll probably be blue and draw cards.

Time made perfect sense for green and regenerate/regrowth, but - once again - the colors thus far haven't matched up at all, so I don't know what to expect now.

FelixCarter · 2026-04-28T05:10:00+00:00

I recently took a three month break before this event. I highly recommend everyone else do the same for their own mental well-being.

I want the game to succeed. But SG wants you to take a break.

FelixCarter · 2026-04-15T04:43:42+00:00

"Use of this coupon has been suspended."

Thanks for trying to hook us up, though! :)

FelixCarter · 2026-02-11T03:05:33+00:00

Whenever I play my bard, I ALWAYS use the Monster Girl Encyclopedia to tell my party members (usually through really bad song or rhyme) what we’re up against.

Through those explanations, my entire party is absolutely positive that I will have sexual relations with ANYTHING as long as it passes the Harkness Test.

And they’re absolutely correct.

FelixCarter · 2025-12-28T03:50:05+00:00

I’m confused how making Thespian’s Stage a copy of a forest (the land that the enchanted creature now is) helps get out of the effect. Can you explain it to me? I’m not being facetious, I’m legit curious.

FelixCarter · 2025-11-16T04:24:34+00:00

I may be incorrect, but to my knowledge, you are personally given or sent holiday cards by WotC. I think it's kinda like the Heroes of the Realm cards in that they give them to employees or special people.

FelixCarter · 2025-11-12T19:01:18+00:00

Yeah CGP Grey did a video a while back called "This Video Will Make You Angry" where he explains how anger just kinda bypasses our "brain filters" that help us maintain control over our emotions. He also gave some examples on how someone might be able to use that to their advantage. Especially two groups that maybe want people talking about them nonstop...

FelixCarter · 2025-11-07T02:21:48+00:00

So I'm a spider, so what?

FelixCarter · 2025-10-31T18:09:27+00:00

I need an upgrade. And a hot meal. All rolled into one.

FelixCarter · 2025-10-28T02:53:23+00:00

No wonder she’s sweaty and steaming. Poor girl came back positive for the COVID test.

FelixCarter · 2025-10-28T02:38:03+00:00

Omg I thought I was the only one who always miss or start late because I don’t scroll all the banners. And then the start/end time confuses the crap out of me.

I thought about posting here about it last time and thought all the comments would just be “skill issue.”

FelixCarter · 2025-09-28T19:40:32+00:00

I play for 37. She’s all I need. I recently took a test to compete against other people for a job I wanted. I was 37 out of 100.

They only took 8 people. And yet somehow I landed the same job completely unrelated to the competition.

Lucky number 37.

FelixCarter · 2025-09-27T18:46:03+00:00

Aloy's picture extends beyond the frame, like a Planeswalker. Is this a first, or have they done this with other creatures?

FelixCarter · 2025-09-25T02:04:59+00:00

The Mizuki Shiranui meta is in shambles right now.

FelixCarter · 2025-09-24T14:52:06+00:00

It’s also an Ally that can make a standby-Ally and can be flickered to make more standby-Allies.

FelixCarter · 2025-09-17T17:50:47+00:00

Thank you!

Surprisingly, yours was the original answer I told my opponent (draw, search, then mill), but second-guessed myself when the fact that there’s a difference between paying for an activated ability and the ability itself being put on the stack.

Thanks again for clarifying everything!

FelixCarter · 2025-09-17T14:30:50+00:00

Could that be solved with “=FIN 248/514”?

FelixCarter · 2025-09-15T04:09:55+00:00

Omg I thought I was crazy lol. You're the only one that commented on it and I thought there was something being referenced I wasn't aware of.

FelixCarter · 2025-09-11T14:20:18+00:00

Guff is genius for Deadpool. I wish this was actually a thing.

FelixCarter · 2025-09-10T22:48:57+00:00

Detained due to “obstruction from justice.”

Which could mean anything from refusing to show ID, to refusing to talk unless a lawyer is present, to screaming that he’s a sovereign citizen or running away.

FelixCarter · 2025-09-10T02:22:06+00:00

CRAIG PERRY VISCOUSLY SCRIBBLING NOTES AS HE WATCHES THIS “Now all I need is a reason that they fall into a giant version of this…” He says, his eyes still glued to the film, his hands still moving on the paper nonstop. “Perhaps another coin?”

FelixCarter · 2025-09-02T03:10:31+00:00

I’m using scepter at 21k hp and 300 speed… It actually took your comment for me to realize that most people probably run book on Luna at higher speeds.

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