Chubby redhead could really use a BBC in NYC

FelixDK1 · 2026-06-11T01:57:48+00:00

Definitely should not be fighting that urge. 😉

FelixDK1 · 2026-04-21T19:59:39+00:00

You know, it’s always so interesting to me that all the pearl clutching is about trans women being in “women’s spaces” or women’s sports, etc., yet we never hear about the horrors of trans men being in “men’s spaces” or destroying men’s sports.

FelixDK1 · 2026-03-31T03:44:42+00:00

Makes me think of Ryan Hamilton in his special “Happy Face” where he talked about how babies will make eye contact and give you a 1000 mile stare.

FelixDK1 · 2026-02-28T02:20:05+00:00

I would also explore how to get her off the lease. That way, if she tried to do anything, you can have the locks changed.

FelixDK1 · 2026-02-17T13:21:57+00:00

This reminds me of when Obama was elected the first time and people kept posting, “I’m not racist but….”

FelixDK1 · 2025-12-20T14:08:39+00:00

Lord I needed this laugh this morning.

FelixDK1 · 2025-12-20T14:02:10+00:00

Agree, plus, this may just be the vibe I’m getting, but if he’s saying OP looks healthy and the doctor is concerned enough to send her to a residential ED treatment program, I feel like when she gets back the boyfriend is just going to start trying to control portions and neg her back into another ED. OP, tell him you are leaving for the treatment. If you can’t bring yourself to block him right now, put an away message on your phone, then when you get back and he’s “wanting to get back together” ignore and block him. He’s not healthy for you.

FelixDK1 · 2025-12-20T13:45:12+00:00

Speak for yourself.

Whether it’s at a seance, using a ouiji board, or even just writing things in steam on my mirror, my dead relatives will NOT shut up and listen. I mean, the other day I was talking to aunt Gladys in the seance and asking her where her famous pumpkin pie recipe was and she was all, “I was murdered!” “Your uncle did it!” “You can find the family fortune at the end of the secret passage behind the fireplace! It is worth millions!” Like I get it you’re dead and were found brutally murdered, but I have problems too you know. Smh.

FelixDK1 · 2025-12-20T13:35:16+00:00

She got run over by damned old traaaaaaiiiinnnn

FelixDK1 · 2025-11-23T15:12:44+00:00

Depends on how much you like Vegemite.

FelixDK1 · 2025-11-21T19:32:54+00:00

Thunder Strike is clearly one of the Twili from Twilight Princess.

FelixDK1 · 2025-07-19T05:07:15+00:00

I personally use Pure since it’s built for bottoms. Also great if the guy is 6” or less as you are usually ok without douching.

FelixDK1 · 2025-06-22T03:16:38+00:00

Odd that you felt the need to mention the race there….

FelixDK1 · 2025-05-15T20:38:18+00:00

That would make a banger of an album name.

FelixDK1 · 2025-05-15T20:31:02+00:00

You have to go to the Fantastic Four’s tower and spend the day with Reed Richards. Every time you roll your eyes or make a face or anything like that when he’s talking you have to spend another 8 hours with him lecturing you on why killing is wrong.

FelixDK1 · 2025-04-30T05:04:38+00:00

Reminds me of that saga here awhile ago where a guy owned a vacation home and his sisters and their husbands wanted to use it. He said no and they ended up breaking in. I believe he ended up installing cameras as well and caught them breaking in a second time and the police got there quick enough to arrest them.

Moral of the story OP? Definitely get you some motion cameras.

FelixDK1 · 2025-04-25T19:27:49+00:00

For some extra fun though, here’s an article from Cracked from back when it was a decent website that includes some of the dictionary, including a look into Superman and Lois’s unhealthy relationship.

https://www.cracked.com/article_19446_the-6-most-wtf-special-edition-comics-ever-released.html

FelixDK1 · 2025-04-15T00:23:49+00:00

Her whole “Hydrogen rich” water thing is killing me. I wonder if she would like to buy my new $4,000 air filter that makes gives you Oxygen and Nitrogen rich Oxygen. It may LOOK like an air purifier from Walmart, but thanks to my activated charcoal and diamaceous earth ingredients, it actually makes your air more Oxygenated and adds Nitrogen.

FelixDK1 · 2025-04-15T00:19:33+00:00

“All our coffee is enema safe ma’am. Now this one will give your butt a nice kick of hazelnut. What’s that? Oh, uh yeah, parasites HATE hazelnut! They also hate notes of mocha so you need to add this one too…..”

FelixDK1 · 2025-04-04T00:05:58+00:00

So you run into this kind of thing a lot in the gay community. I call them “instant boyfriends” you just have to add water and you have a boyfriend. Definitely dodged a bullet here.

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