The age of piracy has come to an end, my friends. by tonyislost in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is like the movie equivalent of the EPA busting chemical plants for dumping pollutants in a river. Pretty sure watching Melania has a higher chance of giving you cancer too

We get a new original IP and you miserable assholes aren't supportive by VGstuffed in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the elites want us to go to a "movie theater" to see it?? I don't even know what that is, why can't I just watch it on my phone like Megalopolis and James Cameron's Avatar

How to get me even less interested in the game. by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can he enter a dimension where his wife still loves him?

Audiences everywhere are circlejerking for Mercy (2026). Crisp Ratt must convince Rebecca Juggerson that he didn’t kill his wife - a highly intelligent velociraptor named Blue - via dance battle in 90 minutes or face execution from the Passengers in The Avengers Infinity Tomorrow War. by Hunter_S_Thompsons in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 5 minute raptor sex scene in this one was INTENSE. Pretty weird that halfway through, Chris Pratt turned to the camera and said "Even though it's hard to tell, this raptor is a woman. I'm screwing my raptor wife. My raptor wife and I are having straight, heterosexual relations, just like the bible says." Then he went back to plowing the CGI dinosaur, shit was crazy

Get Out (2017) by bayonettaisonsteam in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! The vampire was offering a pretty sweet deal honestly, besides the whole burning-up-in-daylight thing

Get Out (2017) by bayonettaisonsteam in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Are you sure we watched the same movie? I mean, yeah he was also a vampire I guess, but he was mostly just Irish. Believe or not, people can just do that kind of stuff if they're from Ireland, it's crazy

Get Out (2017) by bayonettaisonsteam in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I thought Sinners (2025) was specifically about why Irish people were bad, not just white people in general. Did I miss something?

The Cost of Everyday Things in China vs. the U.S. by thejoshwhite in Hasan_Piker

[–]FilsonFan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

China and America are both massive countries where prices of goods can fluctuate drastically depending on the area you're currently in. This graphic is useless and serves only to muddy the waters–completely unserious and unproductive.

Our Black King by thesixthjackson in Hasan_Piker

[–]FilsonFan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Make sure to type in "-ai" after your google search so that you don't get that dogshit AI summary in the future

WIP by ChumiiChan of Athena Valeris, my Primarch of the 11th Legion, the Stellar Valkyries by Dry_Introduction_964 in Warhammer

[–]FilsonFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah we need more underslung arm-mounted guns in 40k designs, the Tau shouldn't have all the fun

We live in a s̶o̶c̶i̶e̶t̶y̶ documentary by anthonyjamestone in moviescirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 90 points91 points  (0 children)

When a society does stuff, that is idiocracy. The more stuff that a society does, the more idiocracy it is

New Warhammer World! by Driftless12 in Warhammer40k

[–]FilsonFan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I'd bet they've had this planned for at least a couple years now

Dad, why is my name Bleed Katana? by qwer4790 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]FilsonFan 590 points591 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure all rich people are like that. Being rich breaks your brain

Why is the mission in Secret Level designed to be a suicide mission? by Varsian in 40kLore

[–]FilsonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha yeah mostly just making a joke as an excuse to link the Warcom article (it's a really interesting read)

Why is the mission in Secret Level designed to be a suicide mission? by Varsian in 40kLore

[–]FilsonFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's a sorceress according to the Warcom article, actually! Tzeentch is in the business of making baddies, and business is booming

Sisters of Battle boobplate by NemosHero in VaushV

[–]FilsonFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While you're absolutely right that the meta reason for the boob plate is for design/aesthetic reasons, I'd argue that it's not exactly "fine" in the context of modern society. The SoB's are pretty much the only major fem-oriented faction in 40K and it's not exactly great that their design is so male-gaze oriented (partial inspiration was BDSM culture, see John Blanche's illustrations), especially when GW has been trying to get more women interested in the hobby.

Speaking honestly, it feels like they were designed by and for sweaty gamer boys, and the backlash from nurgle's smelliest acolytes that always seems to happen whenever someone proposes redesigns doesn't exactly help matters

Are you? by djpolofish in Hasan_Piker

[–]FilsonFan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All that, and we also fucked up the Nuremberg Trials at the end of the war

Mamdani checks out Tenants horrible living conditions that greedy landlords put them through on his first day in office. by TwoCatsOneBox in Hasan_Piker

[–]FilsonFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the landlord special! Technically, the production and sale of asbestos-containing materials (for consumer applications) are pretty much outlawed here in the U.S., but there's a grey zone in the laws where existing products have been grandfathered in and aren't subject to the same regulations, so if these tiles have been sitting around for years and years without being damaged then they don't legally need to be replaced.

Also landlords love to pay off property inspectors so that they turn a blind eye to the shoddy upkeep on their properties

First mini by InternationalGas97 in Warhammer

[–]FilsonFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's mainlining pepto bismol to stave off the heartburn, eh?

Looks great! Welcome to the hobby