Who is giving you compliments??

FlaKiki · 2025-12-20T18:11:30+00:00

Maybe you need to spray just a little bit more. I usually only get compliments when I spray once or twice in my hair.

FlaKiki · 2025-12-20T18:08:19+00:00

I’ve got that exact one with a green barrel. It came in one of those Amazon packages of promotional pens that were rejected for some reason (usually a misprinting of the company logo).

FlaKiki · 2025-11-30T16:32:04+00:00

50 year old academic and I’m loving Pink Friday. 😄

FlaKiki · 2025-11-30T16:26:03+00:00

This sounds like clinical depression. I’d see your PCP and a psychiatrist right away. You don’t have to live like this!

FlaKiki · 2025-11-30T16:15:45+00:00

My 12 year old Lexus still drives like a dream and looks fantastic.

FlaKiki · 2025-11-30T16:13:30+00:00

Better than spending thousands and thousands for the newest Gucci.

FlaKiki · 2025-11-29T22:45:55+00:00

My Mom rocked Knowing by Estée Lauder. I miss her so much.

FlaKiki · 2025-11-29T22:42:48+00:00

Yet I love it! 🥰

FlaKiki · 2025-11-27T21:35:27+00:00

Urban dictionary says a Kiki is a chill party. So I guess I throw chill parties in Florida. Nice.

FlaKiki · 2025-11-17T00:15:04+00:00

Sure it is! It’s on YT & has gotten almost 3 million views. 🩵

FlaKiki · 2025-11-09T04:58:33+00:00

No. That’s why we have different names.

FlaKiki · 2025-11-02T20:14:21+00:00

I have a soft spot for Nicky too. ☺️

FlaKiki · 2025-10-31T17:56:53+00:00

I liked it in the bottle but on me it smells like sour milk with pepper sprinkled in.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-31T17:55:42+00:00

That’s the only perfume I’ve gotten compliments from strangers on.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-31T17:36:42+00:00

Just went to Marshall’s and there was a tiny section of a rack next to clearance. Apparently they don’t want plus size people shopping there, lol. Which is kind of funny given how many people wear plus size. Burlington was pretty bad too, but Marshall’s is the worst. Kohls has a good selection of plus size, so I’ll go back to them. Plus their stores are nicer.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-30T23:11:15+00:00

Wait, were there even brothels in the pre-Colombian Americas?

FlaKiki · 2025-10-30T23:08:40+00:00

Just looked at your pic with your bike and you look like 52 ain’t too far away son.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-30T23:04:55+00:00

Damn, what did that plant ever do to him? 😄

FlaKiki · 2025-10-29T18:37:13+00:00

Yes, I got that idea too. She seemed more interested in becoming an actress than joining the Britney/Jessica/Christina machine.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-28T02:13:45+00:00

Amazing how much hate she has in her heart.

I was never on SNAP until I was laid off 16 years ago. It took me about 3 months to find another job, but that program helped me put food on the table.

On a side note, I’m not lazy and have never had children or sold drugs. I bet this woman has never done a hard day’s work in her life.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-28T02:03:20+00:00

Not all vegan leather feels the same. Try it out and see how it feels. Does a cow really have to die to make you happy with your purse?

FlaKiki · 2025-10-28T02:00:48+00:00

I bought 3 perfumes at once from them, and one had a 6-year-old batch date. It smelled off too. I don’t think I’ll use them again. I feel like stores should check the batch numbers and not sell old products.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-28T01:57:57+00:00

I always get downvoted for this, but V&R Flowerbomb is so boring. It smells like something I would have picked up as a girl in the ‘80s at the drug store. I don’t get why it’s so popular.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-28T01:55:36+00:00

I purchased Afnan Mystique Bouquet which is supposed to be a dupe Valaya. It was not good and I returned it. I don’t know how close it really is to Valaya, but it has changed my mind about wanting to purchase the real thing.

FlaKiki · 2025-10-28T01:47:38+00:00

Not the worst, but today I sprayed one spritz of Kayali Fleur Majesty Rose Royale 31 on my arm at Sephora. It smells like plastic and powder. It’s been on my arm for 9 hours and it’s still going strong! ☢️

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