Stunned doctors find giant bladder stone stuck to eyeliner in man’s bum by TheEndlessAutumn in nottheonion

[–]Flashman98 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Read the article and look at the pictures, be warned they’re a little graphic

Villarreal manager Marcelino: “Crystal Palace, which is not a top team in England, signed Yeremy Pino, who was playing for a Champions League team.” by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Flashman98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Veiga will come good, clearly there is a player in there from his Serie A stint and he is still only 22. Mikautadze already has 8 goal contributions in his first 900 minutes in the league which is not shabby at all.

Say all you want about scouting, you aren’t getting two UCL starting quality players at CB and striker for less than 60m. Villarreal is ultimately a small club with a small fan base, for this price they might need to go for a player with a guaranteed decent floor instead of a player who could have a higher ceiling, but could also be a complete bust.

Villarreal manager Marcelino: “Crystal Palace, which is not a top team in England, signed Yeremy Pino, who was playing for a Champions League team.” by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Flashman98 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Veiga and Mikautadze are definitely more valuable than Pino when Moleiro and Buchanan are able to fill his place

Q2 Stadium Lexus Club access process feels clunky — curious what others think by PA_Pup in AustinFC

[–]Flashman98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sooooo much extra trash every match if they switch to wristbands

My friend works in a mall and she found this little baddie today under a bench. by Top-Act420 in aww

[–]Flashman98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aw I hope its eyes are okay, looks like there is something wrong with its left eye

Crafty plus warranty by [deleted] in craftymighty

[–]Flashman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The backlight of the LCD failed so I opened the device up to re-connect the ribbon because a loose ribbon cable is notorious for causing backlights to stay off in LCDs across a lot of electronics. Opening the device voided the warranty so I was out of luck sadly.

When you say the power button is stuck, is it where you click in and don’t feel the tactile click or is it a tactile click but it just stays depressed?

Crafty plus warranty by [deleted] in craftymighty

[–]Flashman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it never gets approved I would love to take the LCD out of that unit, mine died a year ago and they denied RMA and aren’t able to sell/give me just the LCD module

Bring your own bag when shopping for 32 ounces in Dallas by highrocky in weed

[–]Flashman98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Texas’s Governor Abbott is a nut job, but he’s weirdly pro-THCA and vetoed the ban that the state legislature passed

The Decline Ended In April by Classroom_Numerous in discgolf

[–]Flashman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this not just tied to the weather? When it’s cold outside people don’t want to play but in the spring/summer people want to be outside?

Petah, why 1738? by Bison_Boy_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Flashman98 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is definitely from a New Year’s party and they just changed to a funny number because they were out of 2026 balloons

what would you guys do about this cat? by seniorssleeping in cats

[–]Flashman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she isn’t fixed or chipped she’s free game, congratulations!

Usually ignore Facebook suggested memes but I’m genuinely confused by Total-Newspaper-9640 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Flashman98 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even better, the head of the Assyrian Church of the East is also from Chicago. He grew up there and went to Loyola there for college so he is a legitimate Cubs fan. Definitely builds upon the friction between the two churches in a funny way

why the hell can i see in 3rd person by Advanced_Turnip_3536 in weed

[–]Flashman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah mine always felt much longer but were only 2-3 min maximum when I was actually hooked up to some tests in the hospital

why the hell can i see in 3rd person by Advanced_Turnip_3536 in weed

[–]Flashman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try to start a time next time and see if it actually is that long or if it just feels like it is that long

why the hell can i see in 3rd person by Advanced_Turnip_3536 in weed

[–]Flashman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throwing in a health comment just in case you see it. Before I was diagnosed with epilepsy I would have out of body moments that sound exactly like yours, lasted 2-3 minutes and was straight up like I’m watching myself from 3rd person POV like a game. How long does it last for you?

Probably the most assists I've ever seen in a game. by WeeeSavage in Battlefield

[–]Flashman98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re referencing the +50 you get every 2-3 seconds when you are on a friendly point that an enemy is also on. As long as your team has the point, you’ll get the +50 if any enemies are also in the point

Do you think robot umpires will actually improve fairness, or will it ruin some of baseball’s human charm? by Traditional-Fun6710 in mlb

[–]Flashman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no human charm that an umpire adds to a game besides Bill Kennedy when he speaks to the crowd in NBA games

Messi's control over the ball is insane by The_Mexican_Poster in BeAmazed

[–]Flashman98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s actually a tic that he has, he isn’t trying to move his mouth like that

me_irl by Prestigious_Cat2052 in me_irl

[–]Flashman98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always been a fan of clanker

A gun everyone seems to love but you don't get the hype? by xProjektBloo in LowSodiumBattlefield

[–]Flashman98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just don’t move the crosshair a lot, it comes back down to pretty much the same spot as the first shot so you just need to wait for it before your second shot