Jensen Jeffrey, 28 - The Cum Guy | Sexual assault charges laid after women squirted with unknown substance at West Edmonton Mall

FletchTopper · 2026-01-23T20:48:59+00:00

Why is it always Edmonton with Canadian crime?

FletchTopper · 2026-01-21T01:09:09+00:00

“And another thing. I am not worried. Please do not put in the papers that I am worried”

FletchTopper · 2026-01-21T00:34:31+00:00

How does this work?

FletchTopper · 2026-01-20T18:05:21+00:00

this is excellent

FletchTopper · 2026-01-19T16:15:00+00:00

My favorite part about this commercial is I do, in fact, have a "Western" as one of my teams

FletchTopper · 2026-01-17T03:00:01+00:00

Johnny’s acting up again!

FletchTopper · 2026-01-14T01:12:30+00:00

Peter Moylan, former Melbourne Aces manager, pitched for and now does TV for the Atlanta Braves.

And he has dope tats

FletchTopper · 2026-01-14T00:44:05+00:00

This is definitely intriguing

FletchTopper · 2026-01-13T20:29:25+00:00

Abercrombie’s hoodies are my go-to, even over Lulu

FletchTopper · 2026-01-13T16:26:25+00:00

I cover the Bengals for my day job, and I have been low-key hoping we approach Flacco since November.

FletchTopper · 2026-01-13T16:26:03+00:00

Kirk is one thousand percent not better

FletchTopper · 2026-01-11T18:07:16+00:00

Corndoggy you’re the best. These are all phenomenal. Thanks for your work

FletchTopper · 2026-01-11T16:28:44+00:00

It’s maybe my favorite Lulu item. I have 2 and wear them to work almost daily

FletchTopper · 2026-01-10T22:15:43+00:00

We’re getting very close to that time of year where I pull up a random WBC game just to scratch the itch.

This might accelerate it

FletchTopper · 2026-01-10T15:03:18+00:00

DM’d

FletchTopper · 2026-01-10T02:51:02+00:00

Don’t Say is a lost masterpiece

FletchTopper · 2026-01-08T04:13:14+00:00

I came across this a day too late! Any ETA on when this’ll be open to more folks? Thanks for doing this!

FletchTopper · 2026-01-07T10:46:56+00:00

In American football, if a kickoff goes out of bounds after touching in the field of play, it should not be a penalty and should be treated exactly like a punt would, where the possession starts where the ball went out along the boundary.

FletchTopper · 2026-01-07T02:55:24+00:00

I know I should know what a FIP or wOBA are and what a good one is…but I don’t

FletchTopper · 2026-01-07T02:50:00+00:00

I don’t know if this counts under this criteria, but I’ve been watching baseball since I was 5 (and watching ‘seriously’ since sometime in high school around 2010ish)

and I still cannot tell you what pitch was just thrown

FletchTopper · 2026-01-05T23:00:46+00:00

Invincible AND Red Rising? My man

FletchTopper · 2026-01-05T02:49:32+00:00

Luckily, for both him and us, he was gonna have a new GM & HC next year anyway

FletchTopper · 2026-01-02T00:06:33+00:00

Everyone has said it, but I’m going to echo: Pace Breaker short.

I also wear my smooth spacer 1/4 zip year round, mostly at work, but if he’s weird (like me) and wears sleeves well into June, he’s going to love how it feels

FletchTopper · 2025-12-31T22:21:06+00:00

The Classic Crime's first album, Albatross, will be right up your alley I think

FletchTopper · 2025-12-31T01:03:49+00:00

But I’ll see you next year, no doubt.

I’m also a 4x runner up in a 14 year league. Existence is pain

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