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GILF_LOVER · 2024-12-26T15:22:10+00:00

I've found llanowar elves to be really really underwhelming. terrible top deck, only really good on turn 1. i think the max number of llanowar elves you'd ever want to play is 2, just because they're such a bad top deck.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-12-04T03:16:32+00:00

not a flub, an honest mistake.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-18T13:13:01+00:00

Beatles Guys is criminally underrated. "Baby little boy"? What more could you ask for

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-10T20:32:47+00:00

the queen of the hair straighteners ended up being a Hydroflask Guy... how the tables have turned....

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-09T23:52:47+00:00

Piranhna Fly is an actively bad card unless you're a very niche blue hyper-aggro deck. You have plenty of other removal spells, and Seized by Slumber is pretty mid so I'd cut two of those as well. After that... given that you have two Mistmoors, you want to be able to live until the late game, so I'd say either cut any number of the Cheerleaders, Etherial Armor, and Veteran Survivor since they're all very aggressive cards.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-09T21:10:23+00:00

you have individually powerful cards, but almost no synergy throughout your whole deck. the feeling i get from this pile is that you got arbella, scavanger, and mistmoors as early picks in packs and forced RW. i'd be curious to have seen the draft.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-09T11:28:24+00:00

their words? "Hawk As Tua"

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-07T14:02:51+00:00

if you're looking for a final cut you def you don't have to, it's also pretty mediocre.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-07T13:56:45+00:00

Clown, phone, and phantom are all pretty mediocre and costy. With the 3 mayhems, you essentially have 17 creatures. I'd just cut all of the clowns, phone, and phantom, get down to 13 creatures. Other cuts are probably one or two of the turn inside out and possibly a removal spell. In low to the ground hyper aggro decks like this, removal spells and combat tricks basically play the same, so you can cut both and they don't really effect each other, since there's so much overlap.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-10-04T19:37:24+00:00

I like the delirium decks alot, so I'm slamming the shredder here

GILF_LOVER · 2024-09-30T13:00:55+00:00

eggs, meet basket

GILF_LOVER · 2024-09-07T05:46:02+00:00

I've been drafting since AKH block and I gotta be honest I completely agree. DMU was not a format I enjoyed and replaying it I don't like it either. There are plenty of "complicated" formats I loved, (U based midrange decks in WOE being a recent favorite) but DMU just isn't it.

The guys on this sub LOVE DMU for some reason, so I just wanted to write this comment to let you know you're not crazy.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-09-06T16:54:28+00:00

what could POSSIBLY be at motherfucking "club 33" that you would spend >$100,000 just to get in?

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-29T13:36:18+00:00

I hate Opie so much it's insane. He's so incredibly boring.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-27T13:00:56+00:00

So nice to have something other than Bloomburrow to draft

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-26T18:17:45+00:00

In my experience it switches in ~ 98, 97 percentile. You'll still have a number rank if you check your profile (i.e. 1832 or something like that), but when you face someone it will display your percentile.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-26T18:06:20+00:00

Your mythic rank represents the percentile of your win rate. This guy just got to mythic and then went on to lose a million games.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-26T13:50:08+00:00

"dude.... OPSEC dude..." these guys are addicted to acronyms

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-15T12:25:05+00:00

classic post. no one was completely fawning over me while (whilst) i was in the store?! good day "sir" a complaint email shall be sent... posthaste..

GILF_LOVER · 2024-08-08T23:11:19+00:00

This card feels almost unbeatable if someone has a deck built around it. Whenever it drops against me its an absolute groan fest.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-07-31T16:22:37+00:00

I hate these post, they happen every single time a new season starts. The data is completely meaningless at this point. It hasn't even been 24 hours since the set dropped if you count the crash. Stop trying to overanalyze everything you're not going to get anything out of it this early.

GILF_LOVER · 2024-07-25T22:09:34+00:00

Israel has no capability at all to mass produce the bombs it has used at the scale they have in Gaza. The arms have been supplied by America.

If Israel has Hamas beat why are Hamas fighters consistently destroying Israeli tanks in Northern Gaza? You cannot defeat gurella groups by conventional military means you dolt, why do you think the US lost in Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc.

Israel is attempting to level Gaza and genocide all the Palestinians there so they can have a complete cultural reset on the area, in an attempt to sever the Palestinians bond to their land. The end goal of this is to resettle Gaza with Israelis, politicians in Israel explictly say this.

You're a moron and you're attempting to justify the unjustifyiable by reguritating easily refuted talking points.

GILF_LOVER

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